Suddenly Limp as a Noodle!
Saw the ED thread and thought I'd put a different, more humorous spin on it. Right after I got out of law school I made a prmoise to myself to make up for all of the missed parties and deferred pussy opportunities I passed up in order to make it thru law school. I was horny, single, had a good job and a surprisingly good income. I felt the world was my g-stringed oyster!
Eventually I ended up putting the moves on this 6ft German girl that was a "friend" of my younger brother. Note: If he'd had any rmantic interest in her I wouldn't have made a move on her. Tanja (fake name obviously) had a roommate and a small bungalow near the Galleria in Houston. We went ot her place one night instead of mine I was stiff as a board the second she invited me over knowing that I was gonna get some! She escorted her pure bred, scary-as-fucking-hell German Shepherd into the backyard. That hound could've been named Hitler! To get my mind off of Beowulf she took my hnd and led me towards her bedroom slowly removing things as she went.
We're going at it in her bedroom (remember the thread about women that like to scream and vocalize...she's scream things out in German and English..fucking hot!). In the background, I can her good ol puppy dog growling at the window. She was wet and tight so I thought..no big deal..doggy is outside and I'm in HERE!
First noodle moment occurred when her roommate showed up with HER boyfriend and they started playing music and going at it in the Living Room. She gave me some oral encouragement and I climbed back into the saddle.
The second down for the count noodle moment was when ditzy roomie let Hitler back in the house. That dog hit the bedroom door so hard the frigging frame shook! All I could here was this viscious snarling and paws clawing at the door. Tanja climbed from the bed and said "I'll be right back" and started walking towards the door. My dick looked like, as George on Seinfeld once said, like a frightened turtle. I told my blonde beauty to take a step away from the door and ask her ditzy roommate to put Hitler in the backyard. Tanja said "Oh Nooooooo....once he gets like this Carol won't g near him. She's probably locked in her bedroom too."
As it turns out she was rght. Me and ditzy roommate's boyfriend both left with our frightened turtles tucked in our jeans. Turns out he'd just been getting into the groove too when ditzy roommate let Hitler in to make him shut up.
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