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04-07-2010, 05:12 PM
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Join Date: Dec 25, 2009
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Things not to say during sex.
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04-07-2010, 05:58 PM
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Join Date: Jan 18, 2010
Location: texas (close enough for now)
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not to steal a thread but
something to say..her name ..call her by her name...say her name...
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04-07-2010, 06:11 PM
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Join Date: Apr 3, 2009
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Guilty as charged
I said something similar to one of the phrases listed. Needless to say I haven't heard from him again.
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04-07-2010, 06:17 PM
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Join Date: Apr 5, 2009
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"that's it (all you got)?"
"you're really flexible for a fat girl"
"when's the last time you cleaned down here?"
"hurry up my husband will be home soon"
"are you ever going to finish?"
"you suck dick like a pro" (unless of course you know she is one)
"I lied. I'm 14."
"you are tighter than I thought someone your age would be"
"be careful on the sheets, I don't have time to change them before the next appt."
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04-07-2010, 07:01 PM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
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Guess you gotta be having sex first to make that faux pas.
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04-07-2010, 07:10 PM
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Join Date: Dec 23, 2009
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Is it in?
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04-07-2010, 08:13 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Did you just fart?
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04-07-2010, 08:36 PM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
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Damn! Forgot the cover.
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04-07-2010, 09:41 PM
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HELL's bell ringer!!
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are you on your period???
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04-07-2010, 10:15 PM
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Lifetime Premium Access
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I double the amount next time, since I forgot this time.
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04-07-2010, 10:30 PM
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Join Date: Apr 5, 2009
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"I lied about not being LE, but hang in there. I'm gonna finish before I bust you."
"I'm friends with WTF"
"I can't believe you didn't want to start with my grape seed oil massage?"
"I hope you don't mind pregnant providers. Most guys like it"
"I normally won't do greek, but that thing is so small I'll make an exception"
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04-07-2010, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by atlcomedy
"I lied about not being LE, but hang in there. I'm gonna finish before I bust you."
"I'm friends with WTF"
"I can't believe you didn't want to start with my grape seed oil massage?"
"I hope you don't mind pregnant providers. Most guys like it"
"I normally won't do greek, but that thing is so small I'll make an exception"
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04-07-2010, 10:53 PM
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Uh, I don't kiss after bjs.
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04-07-2010, 11:08 PM
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"Now that we're having sex, we're in a committed relationship right? I can't wait for you to meet my family. Sunday dinner will be great."
& drumroll please.....
"You're the first man I've been with since my gender reassignment surgery"
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04-07-2010, 11:12 PM
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Join Date: Dec 23, 2009
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Originally Posted by atlcomedy
"I'm friends with WTF"
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