Renting Cars...

[71Pseudonym]

I like the cars I've owned and driven, they have moved me from point A to B, they were well taken care of, nobody looked at them and were afraid to park next to them for fear of getting a ding or something. Sometimes though I need to rent a vehicle for a specific job, maybe I need a truck from Home Depot to get something home or something that can specialize in the needs with a trip to the mountains. Those vehicles aren't anything special, they're not going to turn heads when I drive it down the road they have a purpose and fulfill that need. Somebody else might be perfectly happy using that car as their everyday car but it's not something I personally would prefer, the car doesn't give a shit what I think about it either it knows there are people happy to drive it. There might even be a time when I see an import you wouldn't normally see outside of its home country, it's not a Super Car or maybe not even a luxury vehicle it's just different and that might be enough for me to go well that could be fun to take on a short trip.

But sometimes I want to do something crazy like go to the race track and drive some fast laps around it. Yeah I could rent a Camaro or Hellcat but if I really wanted to I could buy one of those and on occasion get a little naughty and open it up for some fun away from any track confines. No when I'm at the track I'm looking for that Ferrari or Lambo. I'm not going to be able to buy one of those and even if I could I'm not a race car driver. Those cars are looking forward to someone with the skill behind the wheel to really handle it and push it to its limits. But for a few laps I get to live that fantasy of being that race car driver and the car hopefully is fulfilled enough seeing that smile on my face.

[royamcr]

Just get a Mini Cooper. Fun little cars. Sucks they are only turbo now though, the better ones were supercharged.

[maxswell69]

Great metaphorical writing!

Originally Posted by 71Pseudonym

I like the cars I've owned and driven, they have moved me from point A to B, they were well taken care of, nobody looked at them and were afraid to park next to them for fear of getting a ding or something. Sometimes though I need to rent a vehicle for a specific job, maybe I need a truck from Home Depot to get something home or something that can specialize in the needs with a trip to the mountains. Those vehicles aren't anything special, they're not going to turn heads when I drive it down the road they have a purpose and fulfill that need. Somebody else might be perfectly happy using that car as their everyday car but it's not something I personally would prefer, the car doesn't give a shit what I think about it either it knows there are people happy to drive it. There might even be a time when I see an import you wouldn't normally see outside of its home country, it's not a Super Car or maybe not even a luxury vehicle it's just different and that might be enough for me to go well that could be fun to take on a short trip.

But sometimes I want to do something crazy like go to the race track and drive some fast laps around it. Yeah I could rent a Camaro or Hellcat but if I really wanted to I could buy one of those and on occasion get a little naughty and open it up for some fun away from any track confines. No when I'm at the track I'm looking for that Ferrari or Lambo. I'm not going to be able to buy one of those and even if I could I'm not a race car driver. Those cars are looking forward to someone with the skill behind the wheel to really handle it and push it to its limits. But for a few laps I get to live that fantasy of being that race car driver and the car hopefully is fulfilled enough seeing that smile on my face.

[71Pseudonym]

Clearly the metaphor was lost on the admins who moved this, the point of it was to provide a commentary and other viewpoint in regards to the many threads about the appearance and level of fitness and so on of various providers.

[HeyMikeyHeLikesIt]

He should spend more time jacking off to pornhub instead of spending this much time trying to write eloquent metaphorical treatises.

[71Pseudonym]

You can only read so many bland threads complaining about what providers look like and then the resulting backslash from providers and/or the white knights quickly coming to their defense.

I wanted to talk about why myself or some others might choose to partake in this hobby and the how the expectations of clients on providers could differ in the hobby context versus the traditional dating/relationship context. I just thought why not do it in a more entertaining fashion. Apparently though despite this description of the coed discussions "Hobby-related discussions belong here. Let's keep these discussions on-topic, thought-provoking, and more importantly...entertaining!" They don't really mean that and we should stick to the I think person is fat in picture type of threads.

[JohnnyGleet]

I like my old truck. Doesn't get the best mileage but, low insurance and no car payment.
And, I get compliments from old guys smoking in front of bars.

[dumars]

Start here!

https://www.google.com/search?q=rent...client=gws-wiz

If you have VERY serious dollars to blow on this kind of bucket list thing you might consider a trip to Germany! At one time, at least, one could rent a Lambo, Ferrari, etc. The German autobahn needs no introduction or explanation. All you need is the means, the will and a International Drivers License!! Experience and nerve would be very useful also. 120mph in the middle lane is normal driving! Tourists travel in the right lane!!!

More info!

https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=...w=1366&bih=682

[yourdesire]

71 it came out quite clear what you were meaning & personally enjoyed how you did it. So many people seem to enjoy misery on here. Keeps me from being more active on here. HeyM is a prime example of the issue on here. If the post doesn't interest you move on. It's quite simple yet not used often enough.

[dumars]

Reck'n that makes me a dumbass!

Originally Posted by yourdesire

71 it came out quite clear what you were meaning & personally enjoyed how you did it. So many people seem to enjoy misery on here. Keeps me from being more active on here. HeyM is a prime example of the issue on here. If the post doesn't interest you move on. It's quite simple yet not used often enough.

[JRLawrence]

Originally Posted by 71Pseudonym

Clearly the metaphor was lost on the admins who moved this, the point of it was to provide a commentary and other viewpoint in regards to the many threads about the appearance and level of fitness and so on of various providers.

Yes! Hidden meanings seems to be lost on some people. Your humor is appreciated.

Thank you!

[yourdesire]

Originally Posted by dumars

Reck'n that makes me a dumbass!

I wouldn't say your a dumbass. I would say just thinking differently