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mr_jdigital · 02-11-2013, 06:37 PM

I saw an ad of a provider on BP. I called to schedule an appoitment. I only had an hour to get ready, but since her incall was close, I did not have to rush. Anyway, after I showered and got dressed, i felt kind of a bloated gassy feeling in my stomach. I brushed off the mild bloating and went along my way. To get to the point, I had to shit really bad and was hoping it would go away. I did not want to stop and shit because I wasnt sure if the provider would offer her shower. Once I got to the location, the provider was really cute, but after a brief minute of talking I asked to use the restroom. I got to the toilet and just let loose. I cut on the sink in hopes to cover the loud audibles coming from my ass. well anyway, I guess I used too much TP because once i flushed the water starting rising. Shit and water was all over the floor. I opened the bathroom door and the provider quickly looked in the bathroom and was like, "What the fuck?" I quickly left the hotel without saying goodbye, got in my car and left. Now, some might wonder why am I telling this story. because I just felt like I should. THey are some lessons from this story so take what you want from it. Thanks.