Why she changed hotels
Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm
Beach and was a bit lonely. I thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in
phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
I looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy
calling himself Tender Tony -a very handsome man with assorted physica
skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the
right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six
pack abs and I felt quite certain I could bounce a quarter off his
well-oiled butt..... you get the picture. I figured, what the
heck, I'll give him a call.
"Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!
Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in, "Hi,
I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room and give
me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone
and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I
want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything
you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night -tie
me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and
everything baby. Now how does that sound?"
He says, "Oh my God... that sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need
to press 9 for an outside line."
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