Kicks and Giggles

[Sexy Texan]

Q: What Does NASCAR Stand For?
A: Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks!

Q: Why Do Rednecks Do It Doggy Style?
A: So They Can Both Watch The Race!

Q: What's the hardest thing about trying to become the first woman to win the Daytona 500?
A: Telling your parents that your Lesbian!

Anniversary Present
Tony Stewart goes searching for a Anniversary Present for his wife when he goes into a department store and approaches a salesclerk, "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," Tony says, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size."
"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.
"Oh, yes," he answers. "Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours."
"Will there be anything else?" the sales girl queried as she wrapped the gloves.
"Now that you mention it," he replied, "she also needs a bra and panties."

Changing Clothes
Tony Stewart and Jeff Gordon are changing clothes in the locker room. Tony takes off his T-shirt and shorts. He is wearing a bra and a lace garter belt.
"My God," exclaims Jeff, "When did you start wearing women's underwear?"
"Ever since my wife found them in my glove compartment."