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Old 02-23-2022, 10:54 AM   #1
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Default A very, very corny joke 🙈

Why did the one-handed monkey fall from the tree?

......because he waved to his friend! 🙈😂
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Old 02-23-2022, 02:01 PM   #2
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He also falls when he beats his meat...poor little monkey
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Old 02-25-2022, 05:00 PM   #3
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... Hee Hee! ... Now THAT was good, Smoke.

... And reckon Makeda's joke was okay...

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it was corny in a cute way.
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Old 02-26-2022, 12:57 AM   #5
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Default dad jokes... yes! lol

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it was corny in a cute way.
If I were not a Daddy and still told this joke that would make me


a faux pa!
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Old 02-28-2022, 03:34 PM   #6
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He also falls when he beats his meat...poor little monkey
Can he finish before he hits the ground?
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Old 02-28-2022, 08:19 PM   #7
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Well he has to fall three times to finish Six falls if he waves to his friend. Poor little monkey
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I know a Racist ''Monkey in a tree'' joke, that I won't bother posting. A Co-Worker shared it.

The punch line is ''Branch Manager''.
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