Dirty Dog you are too
Funny! Though I suspect there is some element of
truth in your posts lol.
Snatch is the
BEST movie ever!! I love Snatch (
pun intended) LOL.
Yes, Pigs
will eat Anything...
ANYTHING!
Back On Topic...
I was at this appointment. At the end we decide to take a shower. He has this expensive mint body scrub in the shower. I am immediately drawn to it. I decide I am going to scrub and massage his body with it. As I am doing so he says that he is about to pass out. I think, "Hot Damn! I am so good at this." (
lol)
Just then he passes out falling forward to me. I try to catch him, but he is very tall, solid and slippery wet. He crashes into the tiled wall and glass shower door. I quickly turn off the water, throw a towel over him and proceed to call 911. He wakes up, and asks me to not to call 911. He says that he is okay. I tell him to stay seated for a few minutes to catch is bearings. He does not listen to me. (
Ugh, Men lol)
He stands up, and steps out of the shower. He passes out for a second time this time hitting the toilet and the outside of the glass shower door. I dial 911. He wakes up again, this time begging me not to call 911. He swears that he is okay. I am leery, but want to be respectful.
He stands up, and walks into the bedroom. Again he passes out falling to the carpet below. I scream, and say that's it I'm calling 911. I dial the number once again. Again he wakes up begging me not to call 911. I do not understand why he is so apprehensive towards me calling medical help. I want to be respectful, and make a deal with him that if he passes out a fourth time I am calling 911 no matter what. He says, "Deal"
He stands up, and takes a few steps. For a fourth time he passes out this time crashing his head and face into the corner of his huge wood dresser. That's it! I am so freaked out thinking, "OMG this is it! Someone is going to die during an appointment.". I process this quickly in a split second, and call 911 for real this time.
The 911 operator transfers me to the EMT who tells me how to care for him until the ambulance arrives. He emerges from the bedroom, grabs his cell phone from me and tells the ambulance/EMT guy not to come that he is okay.
WTF? I do not know why he believed him over me, but he got them to cancel the 911 call.
I tell him I am not leaving until I know that he has gone to an emergency room to be looked over so that I know that he is alright. He fusses saying he is fine. I am looking at his face and body. He is NOT fine! I put my foot down, and demand that I drive him to the ER if he wasn't going to let an ambulance to come get him. He makes a deal with me that he will drive himself, and I can follow behind him. I reluctantly agree, but I know he is a very stubborn man which is probably why he is so good at his career lol.
While he goes into the bathroom to clean up, and stop the bleeding (
which he can't) I begin erasing any evidence that pointed to me being in his home lol. I cleaned up everything. I washed the wine glasses, and my water glass. I left his water glass on the counter. I made sure not to touch anything with my bare hands. I wiped everything down. I put towels and the bath rug in the washing machine lol. I took the latex party favors out of the trash, wrapped them in toilet paper and shoved them in my purse lol. Lastly I grabbed his cell phone, and deleted all of our text messages. I basically erased anything that suggested I had been in his place lol. Did I really do this? Yes I did. Am I proud of myself for doing this? Yes and No. I shouldn't have worried about that at all, but I am an escort. I know the dangers of being an escort and being found with a dead body lol. I am no Mensa genius, but I am NOT an idiot either lol.
He realized how badly he was injured, and apologized for being so stubborn (
Women are always Right lol). On the way to the ER he noticed I was going the wrong way. He tried to call/text me. When he opened his phone he realized that I had deleted all of our text messages. He chuckled thinking, "That's Dahlia." LOL
The ER visit was a hoot! I was 110% honest about everything from start to finish so that the doctors and nurses had all of the pieces to the puzzle. I am sure they all had a good laugh or two about this incident LOL.
Turns out he had taken a Viagra like pill. The hot water, massage, bob and the red wine had caused his blood pressure to plummet which made him repeatedly pass out. This would have been important to know from the first call to 911, but he was too embarrassed to say anything around me. (
Ugh, Men lol)
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-*- I have had 3 major events happen in all the years of me doing this. This was one of them. Holy Crap it was so Scary!!!
Do Not Ever Leave someone when they desperately need your help, especially in a medical emergency. The consequences of not helping them will Always be much greater than just getting caught in that situation with some measly d**gs.
D**g charges can always be fixed,
but death is permanent.
I do know that when a person is on d**gs their brain does not operate on the same playing field as a sober person. Please take that into consideration when thinking about this other girl. I know this is hard to fathom right now, but forgiveness will do your heart, mind, body and soul...
Good.
Just Do What Is Right, and you will always be Good.
Heart Issues
