Starting a new high end agence for wealthy clients

[erica69hole]

We are currently recruiting escorts for an agency devoted to wealthy clients. Candidates must be beautiful and willing to satisfy the clients every desire and we do get some unusual requests . Hourly rates will typically vary depending on the request but I can assure you compensation will be well above what you're normally accustom to . We do have some immediate needs to fill so please don't delay in submitting your request for employment . WARNING THIS AGENCY IS NOT FOR EVERYONE !!! Many will apply but few will qualify ! Interested? Email me at erica69hole@yahoo.com

[cooler62]

It would be classier to spell 'agency ' correctly . Just saying.

[Zimmie6942]

It would also be classier if you email wasn't 69hole@yahoo. 69hole isn't classy and using yahoo isn't high end. Just saying

[Fast Gunn]

Well, the concept is good, . . .

But, we're not off to exactly an auspicious beginning here.

. . . You may want to do some market research to gauge the demand, you may have the wrong demographics.

[Cpalmson]

It would also be better to post this in the South Florida forum as that is the place you will most likely find "recruits".

[omakase]

Would add some class when you use a email address that's not @yahoo.com.

Maybe ... @prestige.xxx or @seduction.xxx assuming they are available.

Edit - Oops. Zimmie already mentioned this.

[LNK]

White space is always welcome, instead of having a wall of text.

Adding "!!!" to the end of something important does not give it more importance, it just makes you look juvenile.

Spaces do not belong between the last word of a sentence and the punctuation.

WARNING: LEARN THE CORRECT USE OF A COLON!

Any time you need some free proof reading, just post it up in a public forum, and you'll get all you want, and more.

Can we help some more?

[proudoftexas]

Erica69hole, I just want to apologize for the less than warm welcome you seem to be receiving. I for one enjoyed reading your recruiting post. I feel like it was well written, with a minimum of errors. I'm sure you're a very busy person, what with establishing a new business and such. You can't be expected to micro analyze every missing crossed 't' and dotted 'i'. Plus, this is a SHMB, not Oxford University.

For me, your post bespoke pure class. If I was beautiful and interested in devoting myself to wealthy clients, I would've signed up immediately. I mean, if I could manage to get past the strenuous gauntlet you've employed to be able to qualify.

Good luck!

[omakase]

This isn't the welcome wagon so the gauntlets come off. Is OP trying to recruit ladies? If so, wrong forum. Is OP trying to flaunt a high-end agency? If so, that's an ad AND we should flag the thread. No matter how you slice-and-dice it, OP shows a lack of awareness for this hobby, ECCIE forums, and it's members.

OP brags about drinking a Krug Brut Vintage 1988 (Google research involved) but she's caught drinking from a Red Solo cup.

Stay Classy San Diego.

[Fast Gunn]

Pure class?

You are full of bullshit and if you must suck up at least do it in private.

. . . Some of us are about to gag with this degree of obsequiousness!

Originally Posted by proudoftexas

Erica69hole, I just want to apologize for the less than warm welcome you seem to be receiving. I for one enjoyed reading your recruiting post. I feel like it was well written, with a minimum of errors. I'm sure you're a very busy person, what with establishing a new business and such. You can't be expected to micro analyze every missing crossed 't' and dotted 'i'. Plus, this is a SHMB, not Oxford University.

For me, your post bespoke pure class. If I was beautiful and interested in devoting myself to wealthy clients, I would've signed up immediately. I mean, if I could manage to get past the strenuous gauntlet you've employed to be able to qualify.

Good luck!

[proudoftexas]

That is an excellent point, Fast Gunn. I apologize for not coming up with it myself, but I appreciate you bringing it to my attention. When I am full of bullshit, and I feel the need to suck up, I will only do so in private. Forthwith.

I do not mean to make you gag with my obsequiousness. That will weigh heavily on my mind for a long time to come. Especially coming from such a forthright gentleman such as yourself, so free from obsequiousness. You've put me in my place, but done so in a way where I will even go so far as to thank you. Thank you, Fast Gunn, for putting me in my place. You've done wonders for my attitude, nay, even my general disposition on life.

In truth, I feel like you've saved me from myself.

[pyramider]

Sign me up erica69. I will take care of your taint worthy female clientele. They will repeatedly fight over my 1.3" of dangling death.

[speeedracer]

Originally Posted by pyramider

Sign me up erica69. I will take care of your taint worthy female clientele. They will repeatedly fight over my 1.3" of dangling death.

not one to threadjack, but, at first, i thought you were just joking about this, but after a few months of reading your posts and considering the fact that 99.99% of them refer to your vertically challenged penis length, i'm almost starting to believe that you're telling the truth....

[Guest071613-2]

Originally Posted by omakase

This isn't the welcome wagon so the gauntlets come off. Is OP trying to recruit ladies? If so, wrong forum. Is OP trying to flaunt a high-end agency? If so, that's an ad AND we should flag the thread. No matter how you slice-and-dice it, OP shows a lack of awareness for this hobby, ECCIE forums, and it's members.

OP brags about drinking a Krug Brut Vintage 1988 (Google research involved) but she's caught drinking from a Red Solo cup.

Stay Classy San Diego.

Postgasm!!!!!

[Karyn Lovely]

"willing to satisfy the client's every desire"? Sounds like a fancy way of saying "you will be expected to provide bb services because these clients are paying a lot of money." Sorry 69hole, not for me. I would take the advice and grammar and spell check if you're going to advertise your business as upscale, get a personalized email, and just....try again somewhere else. First impressions are the most important and you lost me in your tagline alone with "agence"