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08-11-2011, 02:29 PM
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Helping the sluggish economy!!
With the terrible times we are facing as a people and a nation. The historic unemployment, our people being repesented by politicans with no balls (democrats),or falling into the idiot catergory (republicans), and then the lunatic members ( tea baggers) , coupled with a president who has no leadership skills. Our markets taking us on a roller coaster ride from hell. The kick in the ass our credit rating has suffered along with our general loss of face worldwide. Whats a person to do??? Most of us know what the solution is we just can't seem to get the right person or people in the right place at the right time to do us any good. WELL never let it be said that Chelsea didn't step up and offer to help out during this time of turmoil. As a stimulus to get dollars into the economy I am imediately going to roll back my rates by 20% for how long I don't know, till my female brain says its time to change. ( yall will have to check showcase for actual dollar amount )as well as accept gold, silver, and all forms of goverment currency for my consultation services. In addition I will consider taking in trade your mineral rights to south an west texas lands, those stocks that cost you more to trade than they are worth, any unwanted treasurys or savings bonds that might be laying around taking up space. For those of you who might have a Jag or Mercades you bought for your mistress or even a condo could be tradeing chips. I don't want to forget those of you who are so far underwater on your housing that your apt to drown before you reach the surface, I might be willing to take these off your hands and take up payments to save you future loss. Now for those who want to trade in livestock realize I can't possibly give top dollar due to additional expenses involved in trades on down the line (those of you who have delt with those duck pluckers while trying to trade a gaggle of geese know what I mean). Well guess I about covered everything just wante yall to know I'm doing my part to get this economy moving and if I left something out just ask.
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08-11-2011, 02:35 PM
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The historic unemployment, our people being repesented by politicans with no balls (democrats),or falling into the idiot catergory (republicans), and then the lunatic members ( tea baggers) , coupled with a president who has no leadership skills.
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I know i left some popcorn around here somewhere. Ah there it is. Let me grab a chair.
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08-11-2011, 02:45 PM
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My hat is off to you, young lady! Finally, someone who understands this F'ed-up economy.
Now if I only had enough $$ to buy gas to Dallas AND see Miss Chelsea at the same time! LOL
MM
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08-11-2011, 03:20 PM
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Vote Libertarian, win a free country!
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08-11-2011, 04:17 PM
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Join Date: Sep 7, 2010
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ROFL!!!
Chelsea my dear, thank you for putting it all in perspective. I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Knowing you as well as I do, I can just see you standing in front of a room of people in financial trouble and showing them how you can help ease their pain (literally as well as figuratively!) You have a bright future in Marketing or Politics whenever you decide to move to your next career. Luv Ya, Darlin'!
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08-11-2011, 04:33 PM
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Join Date: Mar 27, 2009
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Since you've pissed off 85% of the voters by bashing their political party, lots of luck. You'll need more than a price rebate to get business now.
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08-11-2011, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by TexTushHog
Since you've pissed off 85% of the voters by bashing their political party, lots of luck. You'll need more than a price rebate to get business now.
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Do you really think Chelsea's light-hearted post will offend people to the extent they will refuse to see her?? Hahahaha!! Geez, lighten up already!!
Have a Great Day
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08-11-2011, 04:55 PM
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TTH, that's almost as funny as Chelsea's post. I nearly died laughing. Had to go back to re-read that there was a discount mentioned. I do believe Chelsea is eying politics, tho. Here it's "discount for a while" yet she's leaving town for a while. Hmmm...
I do, however, recommend you take cattle tho. With the draught, the bottom has fallen out so you can get em for less than half price. Get what you can feed and they're good as gold. And if you get tired of em, you can always feed em to the gators.
Love ya, girl. And bash away at voters as well as politicians while you're at it. We all made this mess. (Damn. Bet my screening was shot to hell with that comment )
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08-11-2011, 05:17 PM
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Don't rate announcements belong in the ads section??
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08-11-2011, 06:15 PM
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I for one refuse to fuck any women that don't share my political ideals. When I find one, I like to dress her up in a donkey tail and stick my elephant trunk in her until I get excited and blow chads all over her face.
ISO, any woman who wants to do it in a polling booth. If you punch the right buttons I'll give you a great tax break.
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08-11-2011, 06:17 PM
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I love you Chelsea but ZE is right...
-Safire Sweet
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08-11-2011, 08:18 PM
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I believe I speak for many when I say I support the tea baggers.
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08-11-2011, 09:50 PM
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I believe I speak for many when I say I support the tea baggers.
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You do.
But this tea partier isn't the slightest bit offended by Chelsea's ad. She is exemplifying one of our tenets...support the free market.
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08-11-2011, 10:14 PM
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Can we dig Reagan up???????????????
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08-11-2011, 10:21 PM
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Way to go Chelsea! All for you. See you when you get back.
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