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Originally Posted by boardman
Post a threAD and see what happens...oh, wait...
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That's a great freaking idea! I wanna do it too or maybe like a lost and found!
Lost:. HARD PENIS
If found:. PM please. Reward offered for anyone who can find It.
It's 6-7 inches Long. Kinda fleshy in color. Poor things head looks like a mushroom. Long body and short ballish hind legs. It's also missing it's front legs. Birth defect.
I now it sounds hidious but it's not as bad as I'm making it sound. Thanks in advance for trying to bring my poor hard penis home where it belongs!