Random shit in a round about way.Bored
Xotica's Laredo,TX
As I'm walking in a dirty old man is being escorted out,saying
will I ever be welcomed back to the club,security response sure.don't know what he grabbed sucked bite slapped or said?
A buddy and I are out having lunch.Sitting behind us are to young college age
school girls yum.I eavesdrop on them.
Brunette says.While in the workforce when you give a person a compliment such as your hair looks great,The person is almost forced
to say thank you which give's the upper hand to the one who gave the
compliment.
Blonde says as they where leaving.I don't know about all that,I just know a compliment is never going to comeback and bite me in the ass.
Back at Xoticas my buddy is getting hustled I notice a metrosexual man
sitting next to me he just got a beer with a napkin wrapped around his beer.
Of course you think my waitress does this?So my waitress come's over and I point to his beer and say where's my napkin and in ear shot of this metrosexual she says real men don't use a napkin lol I said I know and was just teasing her.C***** is a cutie.
After that my ATF l*** comes from a quick pee and I mean she's fast.
She hustle's me into some dance's and tell's me how she was teasing a customer aka custy the other night so I ask her to show me,she puts her nipple on my mouth and move's it around in a circle around my mouth.I grab my beer and tell her to stick her finger in and get it wet,I tell her to rub it on her nipple and then I blew on it.she giggle laughs and cover it up,she says now my nipple is drunk,and I say so your nipple wont notice if I sucked on it.I open my mouth and she stick's in there,do I go for it?
I don't wanna be escorted out while asking the guys if I will ever be welcomed back in the club!Hell no only one strip club here.Beside's I've already been pointed for an ass slap not to long ago.
anyway I'm fucking horny and would you believe it? My right hand is giving me shit,something about his wrist hurts ugh.I can never go left! never have never will.
like the title said random shit and I'm bored.
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