Date: 9/26/10
Provider: Clara Peller
Phone: (614) 555 - 1212
Email Address:
Wendy'sEscorts@gmail.com
URL / Website:
http://www.escorts.com/member/GILFClara
City: Dublin
State: Ohio
Address: Howard Johnson, Grove City/Columbus
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: It took her a while to get ready--including getty the poly-grip to dissolve so she could remove her dentures for BBBJ
Activities: Started to perform a GSO2, but she said she preferred Vagisil so that we could kill two birds with the same stone.
BBBJCIMNQNS--man when she takes out those dentures she has the suction of a Dyson Vacuum Cleaner
DATY--I think I was in the right area-- needed a machete for the gray jungle but I found what could only have been her neglected punanai, a fold, wrinkle or surgical adhesion crease and went to town. She seemed responsive and very wet, but maybe that was the Vagisil.
CFS--she does this sort of power squat thing in reverse cow girl--great thighs from scrubbing floors by hand for decades.
Session Length: 30 minutes
Fee: An assortment of clipped coupons, AARP gift membership, and foodstamps.
Hair Length and Color: short, bluish gray.
Age: 68
Smoking Status: Do cigars count?
Ethnic Background: Dutch German
Physical Description: Short, bowlegged, barrel chested (tits were like rolled tube socks, but nipples were as long and puffy as a Cheetos you might find in a couch cushion--or was that how they tasted?
The Rest of the Story: John Bull told me he was setting me up with a hottie spinner in CBUS and given his tenure in the hobby, i figured i wa sin for a sure thing. I will say she was as punctual a retiree at a the early bird special of a Florida Seafood Restaurant.
She was pretty loud, and could not hear very well. She smelled a little, but nothing a squirt of Febreeze could not fix. As experienced as she is, she seemed to know exactly were to nibble and suck to get me to pop, but thankfully multiple pops were not on the menu.
Recommendation: Might repeat if blindfolded and on a steady IV drip of Dilaudid mixed with Cialis.
Where's the Beef?
That'll cost you another beer! That's only about 3 cases you owe me now. 
