Awww, are you butthurt? Well report it!

[WarlockAahz]

After way too many years on forums and chat rooms, I thought this was hilarious.

[tiledaddy]

A women says to her mom, I'm divorcing Norm, all he wants is anal sex, my butthole used to be the size of a dime and now its the size of a half dollar.

Her mom says,
Your married to a multi millionaire, you live in a 8 bedroom house, you get 2000.00 week allowance, you drive a Ferrari, you take 6 vacations a year, and you want to throw it all away over 40 cents.