How to bury a Hooker in the Nevada desert

[NinaBrooke]

As if life for escorts and the stigmatizations some of us face in the enviroment and culture we live in, is not already hard enough - someone posted a derogatory article like that in the internet.
For me this is outrageous.
I don`t understand what the point is and what is supposed to be funny to make humour out on an already endangered species. Ha Ha. I think we should write this guy some nice posts and comments to the following article.
NOT FUNNY. NOT HAHAHA. VERY POLITICAL and extremely offensive:
Supporting violence towards escorts - even if its just in a blog and its supposed to be "hahahahahaha" is NOT funny but rather derogatory in my opinion.

Any other opinions on that following article?


How to Bury a Hooker in the Nevada Desert

http://www.thecontentfarm.net/2011/0...nevada-desert/

According to movies, the two things you do in Las Vegas are make your retarded brother win at black jack and bury hookers in the Nevada desert. Since black jack no longer exists, hooker-burying has risen as much as 300% since I started typing this sentence.

Here is how to bury a hooker in the Nevada Desert.

STEPS

Hire a hooker. Let your best friend do this. For pointers, reference the article “How To Hire A Hooker To Have Sex With You And All Your Friends And Somehow That’s OK (Vegas Edition).”
Celebrate in a good hooker-killing environment. Not on purpose, though. I’d tell you to lay down some tarps or not to wear white, but this really can’t be pre-planned, because that’s actually just murder. If you party hard enough, the hooker will accidentally be killed naturally.
Mentally prepare yourself. There’s no two ways about it: the hooker is now dead. And while you may have a guilty conscience, consider that you’re not the only one in this mess. Maybe you can deal with throwing your life away and going to jail, but what about Stanley, Mo, and The Cheese? They have families, too.
Wrap the hooker up in something to conceal the body. Tarps work (you can get tarps now) pretty well for this, just be sure to get black ones so people can’t see through them. Rugs are also good because they provide hilarious physical comedy, especially when a paper-white hooker limb flops out during the elevator ride with an elderly couple!
Use The Cheese’s car to transport the body. Canary-yellow Hummers with spoilers and flame exhausts are conspicuous, but they have lots of trunk space.
Get good shovels. Wikipedia says the Mojave Desert is full of sand and not trees, so get some sturdy shovels. Stanley will probably complain about his ulcer while you dig, but fuck him.
Make a pact. Make everyone swear never to mention this dark time again. Promise that once you get back to your lives you’ll act like nothing happened. Everyone has dark points in their life, which is all this is. If anything, this experience should bring you closer together with your friends.
Flip. Once you get home, turn your friends in basically immediately.
TIPS AND WARNINGS

Note that this guide offers no instruction on how to bury a prostitute, escort or stripper in any region but the Nevada desert. Refer to the article, “How to Bury a Prostitute, Escort or Stripper in Areas Outside the Nevada Desert.”
You may feel inclined to use a backhoe to make the digging faster. We can’t see any problems with this. If you can obtain one, go for it.
Mo’s probably going to throw up. Just be prepared for that.

[Guest121711]

This is very sickening to say the least.

[Marshall]

Originally Posted by ninasastri

As if life for escorts and the stigmatizations some of us face in the enviroment and culture we live in, is not already hard enough - someone posted a derogatory article like that in the internet.
For me this is outrageous.
I don`t understand what the point is and what is supposed to be funny to make humour out on an already endangered species. Ha Ha. I think we should write this guy some nice posts and comments to the following article.
NOT FUNNY. NOT HAHAHA. VERY POLITICAL and extremely offensive:
Supporting violence towards escorts - even if its just in a blog and its supposed to be "hahahahahaha" is NOT funny but rather derogatory in my opinion.

Any other opinions on that following article?


How to Bury a Hooker in the Nevada Desert

http://www.thecontentfarm.net/2011/0...nevada-desert/

According to movies, the two things you do in Las Vegas are make your retarded brother win at black jack and bury hookers in the Nevada desert. Since black jack no longer exists, hooker-burying has risen as much as 300% since I started typing this sentence.

Here is how to bury a hooker in the Nevada Desert.

STEPS

Hire a hooker. Let your best friend do this. For pointers, reference the article “How To Hire A Hooker To Have Sex With You And All Your Friends And Somehow That’s OK (Vegas Edition).”
Celebrate in a good hooker-killing environment. Not on purpose, though. I’d tell you to lay down some tarps or not to wear white, but this really can’t be pre-planned, because that’s actually just murder. If you party hard enough, the hooker will accidentally be killed naturally.
Mentally prepare yourself. There’s no two ways about it: the hooker is now dead. And while you may have a guilty conscience, consider that you’re not the only one in this mess. Maybe you can deal with throwing your life away and going to jail, but what about Stanley, Mo, and The Cheese? They have families, too.
Wrap the hooker up in something to conceal the body. Tarps work (you can get tarps now) pretty well for this, just be sure to get black ones so people can’t see through them. Rugs are also good because they provide hilarious physical comedy, especially when a paper-white hooker limb flops out during the elevator ride with an elderly couple!
Use The Cheese’s car to transport the body. Canary-yellow Hummers with spoilers and flame exhausts are conspicuous, but they have lots of trunk space.
Get good shovels. Wikipedia says the Mojave Desert is full of sand and not trees, so get some sturdy shovels. Stanley will probably complain about his ulcer while you dig, but fuck him.
Make a pact. Make everyone swear never to mention this dark time again. Promise that once you get back to your lives you’ll act like nothing happened. Everyone has dark points in their life, which is all this is. If anything, this experience should bring you closer together with your friends.
Flip. Once you get home, turn your friends in basically immediately.
TIPS AND WARNINGS

Note that this guide offers no instruction on how to bury a prostitute, escort or stripper in any region but the Nevada desert. Refer to the article, “How to Bury a Prostitute, Escort or Stripper in Areas Outside the Nevada Desert.”
You may feel inclined to use a backhoe to make the digging faster. We can’t see any problems with this. If you can obtain one, go for it.
Mo’s probably going to throw up. Just be prepared for that.

Can't we just discuss porn made by women instead?..............

[eve]

Just plain stupid if you ask me!!

[Naomi4u]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ no comment.

[Rudyard K]

It seems I get appalled almost every day by the things that pass for humor these days.

I have become my father.

[pjorourke]

Originally Posted by Rudyard K

I have become my father.

Word! I find it scary that I'm the voice of reason in my family.

[NinaBrooke]

Originally Posted by Rudyard K

It seems I get appalled almost every day by the things that pass for humor these days.

I have become my father.

same here. its disgusting. I mean there are so many good jokes out there. why waste your time with that? Jesus.......

[NinaBrooke]

Originally Posted by Classy Raina

This is very sickening to say the least.

I agree. I am sure if you write the same article about wives or collegue girls or whatever people would have already stormed that article and be outraged. But hookers? Who is going to complain? We ??

[Sisyphus]

I actually think it's supposed to be satire. If you look at the other "articles" on the site ("How To Have a Family Dinner," "How To Talk To A Small Child," etc)...they all have the same kind of dead-pan attempts at humor than really can fail epically.

This looks like one of those times.

[NinaBrooke]

Originally Posted by Sisyphus

I actually think it's supposed to be satire. If you look at the other "articles" on the site ("How To Have a Family Dinner," "How To Talk To A Small Child," etc)...they all have the same kind of dead-pan attempts at humor than really can fail epically.

This looks like one of those times.

Might be , but for a satire that is not even funny enough edited. I am a fun person and i like all kind of jokes and MAYBE if this would have been a more correct way of joking with a few more fun in it (also cynical humour is good) then it would be ok. But this is just...well.....not even the least bit funny.....

[Guest042611]

Of course it's satire! Still tasteless though, and targeting a community that doesn't need to be bashed any more than they already are. If prostitutes weren't actually such regular victims of violence, it might be funnier.

[Sisyphus]

Originally Posted by ninasastri

Might be , but for a satire that is not even funny enough edited. I am a fun person and i like all kind of jokes and MAYBE if this would have been a more correct way of joking with a few more fun in it (also cynical humour is good) then it would be ok. But this is just...well.....not even the least bit funny.....

I don't disagree, Nina. I really didn't find any of the site's articles funny...just that I think that was the intent.

I agree that the job is difficult enough with the "normal" vilification & objectification that goes with the territory. Asshats piling on in search of laughs certainly doesn't help.

[NinaBrooke]

Originally Posted by Sisyphus

I don't disagree, Nina. I really didn't find any of the site's articles funny...just that I think that was the intent.

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well it would be a bit difficult if the intent is really to kill a hooker in nevada ;-)))...

Its just not funny enough to qualify as satire for me. Its just blunt and ...yawn...there are real fun hooker jokes out there. ..... but i won`t tell some of them are too cynical...:-))

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by ninasastri

Its just not funny enough to qualify as satire for me.

Jonathan Swift's - one of the greatest of Anglo-Irish satirists - A Modest Proposal - makes fun of Americans, the Irish and Catholics and recommends cannibalism of children. Outrageous satire in 1729, still outrageous in 2011, and it's still satire.