Working on my car makes me horny. Just sayin...

[guest123009]

Just got done changing out the rotors and pads on my fun car. You get all sweaty and grimy along with a couple of hand cuts. Then you take a hot shower to clean up, sit on the couch with the ceiling fan blowing on you, and drink a big glass of water. Going from so nasty to so clean and relaxed always makes me horny. Too bad I lack the time and funds today.

[chipper]

Hell, everything makes you horny!

[Kelly TNT]

Originally Posted by chipper

Hell, everything makes you horny!

Yeah, I was reading this thinking the same thing!
I think maybe you just were having a Serious Horny moment. No? Maybe?

But, thank you for sharing it with us. We're here for you! There are plenty of us that have our Horny moments too!

Hell, I'm having one right Now! It must be from writing the word "Horny" so many times I guess?

HORNY HORNY HORNY HORNY HORNY HORNY!!

Yep....Still having the moment.

Damn it...
And I have to go to the grocery store.


I'll be spending Extra time in the "Frozen Foods" section if anyone needs me!!

Thanks Man!!!!!!

~Kelly TNT

[travelling_man]

Looking at Kelly's avitar makes me horny

[guest123009]

Originally Posted by chipper

Hell, everything makes you horny!

It is weird what makes me horny. Sometimes what you think would make me horny does not. And then something like a breakfast burrito comes along and wham! I am ready to mount a knothole in a tree. Life with a mixed up brain...

[1thatgotaway]

Originally Posted by Kelly TNT

Damn it...
And I have to go to the grocery store.


I'll be spending Extra time in the "Frozen Foods" section if anyone needs me!!

Thanks Man!!!!!!

~Kelly TNT

Now that is some Good Lovin.. Be careful in the frozen foods a women as hot as you can melt a lot of stuff.

~1TGA

[Olesweetie]

Mine went up with the shade this morning, Now thats horny-lmao

[Kelly TNT]

Damn, I was horny this morning too!

Ha...
Oh, who am I kidding...I'm still horny Right Now.

1TGA
Thanks for the "Melting with my Hotness" Lovin!
You are getting an extra butt squeeze when I see you!

~Kelly TNT

[Stang1965]

Originally Posted by Kelly TNT

Damn, I was horny this morning too!

Ha...
Oh, who am I kidding...I'm still horny Right Now.

1TGA
Thanks for the "Melting with my Hotness" Lovin!
You are getting an extra butt squeeze when I see you!

~Kelly TNT

As my luck would have it! I was just by your neck of the woods. Had I known about your little issue. I would have called you to see about helping you with it.

Hey Kelly, I Guess my luck is changing for the good. I get to be under you two days in a row! He He.

[1thatgotaway]

I don't know about working on cars making me horny, but chasing cars does. Oh, and breathing.. can't forget that!

~1TGA

[Kelly TNT]

Originally Posted by 1thatgotaway

I don't know about working on cars making me horny, but chasing cars does. Oh, and breathing.. can't forget that!

~1TGA

Speaking of Horny.

And Chasing Cars (Turnip!)...Oh, Aaaand Breathing..

I think I might need you to Service me.


I meant...My car. Right. My car.

SERVICE MY CAR PLEASE SIR.

~Kelly TNT

[TheRealJohnnyRingo]

Originally Posted by FatManHobbyist

Sometimes what you think would make me horny does not.

I really don't give any thought to what makes you horny

[guest123009]

Originally Posted by TheRealJohnnyRingo

I really don't give any thought to what makes you horny

How about you leave your tormenting of me back on ASPD?

[travelling_man]

I agree - this board has been drama free...that's what I like about it. Please leave the personal attacks and backhanded comments back on ASPD.