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Old 06-21-2011, 04:40 PM   #1
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My hope is this threAD will not start an open board battle but here it goes...

So I just saw my second provider this week, both of their breath smelled terrible and the cooter's were not much better. Why? See a dentist and go home and wash the beaver. I was showered and well groomed, I even shoved a potpourri bag up my asshole to make sure little brownie was in game shape. I do not believe there is a sticky about common hobby "manners" or even "common sense to help you enjoy your hobby experiences when you are paying for or selling pussy".

So what say you?

Is it that hard to brush your teeth and your snatch?

Really???

I just had to rant and since I am not retiring, getting married, upgrading tits, or getting banned this week I needed a forum.
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:51 PM   #2
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Shouldn't this be in COED?
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:51 PM   #3
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Sometimes you find a Picasso at a garage sale, most of the time it's just a bunch of shit nobody wants. Just sayin. Cheers and good to have your skank ass back.
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Old 06-21-2011, 06:52 PM   #4
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What do you expect when they're seeing guys back 2 back? Cut 'em some slack!
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Old 06-21-2011, 07:53 PM   #5
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I even shoved a potpourri bag up my asshole to make sure little brownie was in game shape.

n.
But if you fart they thinck 1-800-FLOWERS is at the door.
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Old 06-22-2011, 08:41 AM   #6
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Nan, I know you're a tight ass and all, bud. But you're right, most of those 40 dollar ho's you go to see are dirty and have bad breath.
Try broadening your horizons and break out a benji or two every once in a while and see what you might be able to get.
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Old 06-22-2011, 09:42 AM   #7
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I just had to rant and since I am not retiring, getting married, upgrading tits, or getting banned this week I needed a forum.
Give it time the week is still young.

So was it cock breath and latex snatch or latex breath and cock snatch or some other combination?
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I'm still looking for the review.......so, I can see them.
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Old 06-22-2011, 10:36 AM   #9
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Nan, I know you're a tight ass and all, bud. But you're right, most of those 40 dollar ho's you go to see are dirty and have bad breath.
Mr Smartypants...one was 50 and the other 70 so there.

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Give it time the week is still young.

So was it cock breath and latex snatch or latex breath and cock snatch or some other combination?
more like rotten tooth and a beasty of a yeasty.
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Old 06-22-2011, 10:39 AM   #10
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more like rotten tooth and a beasty of a yeasty.
Great rhyme!
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So was it cock breath and latex snatch or latex breath and cock snatch or some other combination?

now that's just nasty.
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Old 06-22-2011, 04:02 PM   #12
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more like rotten tooth and a beasty of a yeasty.
I guess I'll take cock breath and latex snatch for 100 Alex.

Where are those reviews? They would make for an interseting read.
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Old 06-22-2011, 04:17 PM   #13
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now that's just nasty.
Well at least I didn't bring up ass breath.
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There is never a excuse for bad hygiene, especially in this lifestyle!!
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Old 06-23-2011, 02:43 PM   #15
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