Nuru

[cbusrooster]

Hello Mongers-
I’m coming to town next week and am looking for a recommendation for a Nuru provider preferably level 2. Any recommendations?

[DallasBella]

Me :-)

[ntxguy]

cbusrooster if you’re looking for true Nuru make sure you research reviews of providers that say they offer true nuru massages and not just slathering oil on you and doing a little body slide on you. Plus be careful giving real world information to them for screening. I.e. photo of drivers license, selfie, real name etc….. It could come back to haunt you.

[DallasBella]

Originally Posted by ntxguy

cbusrooster if you’re looking for true Nuru make sure you research reviews of providers that say they offer true nuru massages and not just slathering oil on you and doing a little body slide on you. Plus be careful giving real world information to them for screening. I.e. photo of drivers license, selfie, real name etc….. It could come back to haunt you.

Yes, if you have any ill intentions, engage in stalking or harassment, or cause any harm to a provider/ your personal information certainly will be used against you. If you’re just a normal client looking for some fun there’s no harm in screening for our safety.

(NTX Guy is up my butt since I refused a session with him years ago now he’s always commenting underneath every post that I make and every review that I get. Thanks for the free publicity bro.)

[ntxguy]

Originally Posted by DallasBella

Yes, if you have any ill intentions, engage in stalking or harassment, or cause any harm to a provider/ your personal information certainly will be used against you. If you’re just a normal client looking for some fun there’s no harm in screening for our safety.

(NTX Guy is up my butt since I refused a session with him years ago now he’s always commenting underneath every post that I make and every review that I get. Thanks for the free publicity bro.)

Please don’t tell any lies. I have never and will never seek an appointment with you. You’re using your fallback accusation of “(fill in any handle here that disagrees with you) wanted to see me but I refused” to try and justify your actions. I’m just helping another bro out and making sure he stays safe.

[Wile E Coyote]

Nuru is more of a gimmick nowadays that providers use in their ads to get their phone ringing.

If you are seeking a real nuru massage like the videos most have seen (the provider undresses you, walks you into the shower, soaps you down, rinses you off, gives a BBBJ in the shower, then skipping the hot tub to save time, goes immediately to the air mattress and does the nuru gel massage, stripper slide and then MP fucking on the mattress as you are both covered in the gel), you probably are out of luck.