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Originally Posted by Ronin3
But it stretches.
Do you know why the vagina is shaped the way it is?
So you can swipe your credit card.
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Magical stretching too, One ' lady' I know ( where you accompanied me or the other way around) is like 4'10 and 90 pounds and change and tiny in all spots and she took on some 6'4 massive Nigerian business man last trip with a dong that hung down to his ankles in the shower! ( more like above his knees but still...)
I always called pussies ' coin slots' given one could shove coins up there but they are indeed shaped for a credit card but only the swipe function as I don't know if biologists and technologists have gotten together to adapt the modern day vagina to accept a ' Chip' reader/card...
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Originally Posted by trey32
Deep enough for a man to loose his house, his car, his dog, and half of all his savings and assets.
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No dog, no vehicle payment, no mortgage to pay just my vaginal bills that also include airfare and lodging so working on chipping away at the assets and savings but Wall Street won't cooperate.
2020 looks to be an easy choice. I had no idea in 2016 when I saw that video of our Monger In Chief actually getting off that bus that our economy to be would make ' Grab em by the pussy ' such a cheap reality with the powerful dollar and roaring economy