He Loves Ducks
This man just loves ducks. Every Friday night around midnight he would go to the duck farm and sneak out with some beautiful ducks.
After noticing week to week the farmers ducks were disappearing, the duck farmer gathered up some fellow farmers and told them that we are going to catch this a*×+'#l, and put an end to this.
So around 11:30 p.m.,the following Friday, the farmers hunkered down with their shotguns laying low in the grass so not to be seen by the duck stealer. Sure enough at midnight, here comes the duck stealer looking and spotting a beautiful mandrake duck. Just as he grabs the duck, floodlights pop on and shotgun shells go flying. "Holy S÷+! t yells the thief as he grabs the duck and starts running back down the dirt road into town. As he enters town he spots a movie theatre. " They will never think to look in here so he sticks the duck in his pants and buys a movie ticket and has a seat next to these 2 girls.
As he watches the movie he tells himself that this movie is pretty good, maybe the duck would like to watch too. He unzips his pants and lets the duck stick his head out.
1 of the girls he sat next to when entering the theatre noticed this and in amazement whispered to her friend. " Check it out, this guys sticking his d!×@k out in the movie theatre.
"Big deal" she said. " You see 1 youv'e seen them all.". "Not like this one" her friend said. "This ones eating my popcorn!".
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