Bad News, Good News & Great News

[ferdburf]

The day after his ex-wife disappeared in a kayaking accident,
in Anchorage,a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your
former wife," said one trooper...
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other.
One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really
great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news
first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay ."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's
the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five
pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her and
we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."

Stunned, ! Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
great news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow!"

[repairman]

LOL I'm a BIG fan of "Deadliest Catch". I don't recall them thinking of this method!

[O'Mike]

LOL I'm a BIG fan of "Deadliest Catch". I don't recall them thinking of this method!

Well now they can try it with Phil.

[bodyofagodbudha]

lol ha ha ha i didnt see that one coming.

[guest041110]

*chuckle*

Good one ferdburf.

[selot]

Thanks for the chuckle...