Holy friggin weird Batman

[AmishGangster]

Saw an ad on TER today, checked out her site www.bellajesime.com and saw this....



VIP $300
Porn Star Experience
Girl Friend Experience
MSOG
BBBJ
Deep Throat
Sixty Nine
Foot Fetish
Stocking Fetish
Deep French Kissing
Russian
Pearl Necklace
Role Playing

I am YMMV so please be on your best hygiene to ensure the greatest time possible.

I am very selective about BBBj due to hygiene, circumcision, size, leakage, and overall appearance so do not ask, just purchase a VIP hour and I will decide if I want the extra 100 from you or not. You will know before the session if i will or not.

Fetishes 400 and up
A few kinky things I enjoy in my Private time:
(if its not listed here... I dont do it so please dont ask)

Doubles
Bisexual
Squirting
Golden Showers (i do not recieve)
Toys
Sensual girl on girl Wrestling
Foot worship and play
Breast worship and play
Booty Worship (i dont speak Greek)
Humiliation
Girl on Girl Shows
Nude Maid Services
Lesbian Parties
Panty Modeling
Toy Show
Waterworks
Smothering
Necrophilia Role Playing
Toys for Boys (Bring Your Own)
Gang Bangs (very selective)


Here's the question...so she's very selective about BBBJ and doesn't take it in the pooper but she's cool with necrophilia role play??? Who the fuck advertises necrophilia role play? It must be more in demand than earthworms.

Your thoughts if any?

[sexymaid_69]

My Thoughts?

Necrophilia Role Play must be easy.
All you really have to do is lie very,

very

still.

[BSer]

I've fucked lots of girls that just laid there like they were dead

[eaglehorse]

Sounds like my ex.

[dynamitekid]

So just to be clear: if you wanted to fuck a dead girl up the ass, this is not the provider for you. Correct?

[bambino]

Originally Posted by dynamitekid

So just to be clear: if you wanted to fuck a dead girl up the ass, this is not the provider for you. Correct?

Only if your circumcised.

[no salt added]

Originally Posted by BSer

I've fucked lots of girls that just laid there like they were dead

according to bambino u cant insert cause of youre gut

[BSer]

Originally Posted by no salt added

according to bambino u cant insert cause of youre gut

I use to like you, now your just a fucktard

[dynamitekid]

I am, but I also suffer from the occasional leakage from my ban hammer. I'll have to pass.

Originally Posted by bambino

Only if your circumcised.

[no salt added]

Originally Posted by BSer

I use to like you, now your just a fucktard

was that directed towards me or DK if so define fucktard in a grown up respectable way please.

[AmishGangster]

Originally Posted by sexymaid_69

My Thoughts?

Necrophilia Role Play must be easy.
All you really have to do is lie very,

very

still.

Jinny you are dead right, Not offering necrophilia role play would obviously be a grave error. This chick must have her finger on the pulse of the community.

Fuckin occasional leakage.

[dynamitekid]

Fuckin leaky ban hammer...

Fuckin occasional leakage.

[BSer]

My dick leaks like a old kitchen pipe

[no salt added]

Originally Posted by amishgangster

Jinny you are dead right, Not offering necrophilia role play would obviously be a grave error. This chick must have her finger on the pulse of the community.

Fuckin occasional leakage.

its not that youre not nice or anything however the use of word play, metaphors, similies, an related bunk is quite boorish behavior. please keep this in mind when posting.

[no salt added]

Originally Posted by BSer

My dick leaks like a old kitchen pipe

certain scripts cause anal leakage also certain potato chips