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Old 04-08-2013, 12:31 PM   #1
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What do you guys think about this?? (tongue in cheek)

Smitty asked me a while back if I could house sit for him when he and his family go out of town for a family event. I said sure, no problem. Well the family event is this weekend and I was talking to him this past Saturday about stuff we normally talk about.......mainly pussy and we had this conversation.


Smitty: Hey fucker
Me: Whats up fucker
Smitty: This weekend is when I will be out of town remember.
Me: Yea, I remember.
Smitty: Just make sure the dogs have enough water and food.
Me: OK
Smitty: Hey I bought you something. I have it in the garage. I would like for it to stay at the house so that when you come over you can use it.
Me: Ok, gee thanks amigo. What is it?
Smitty: It's your very own leaf blower!!!!!!!! You can try it out while your there. I also bought a power washer. I would like for you to put it together and try it out on my windows. Make sure you blow the leaves before you wash the windows fucker. My wife washed the sheets on the cot in the garage so that you would have clean linen.
Me: WTF I can't believe this!!!!! I thought we were friends!!!!!!
Smitty: What???????? What's the matter?????
Me: Damn Smitty you just fucking pissed me off. Fuck you fucker!!!
Smitty: Hey fucker slow down, whats wrong??????
Me: What do you mean I have to leave the leaf blower at your house!!!??????

Well the convo went something like that. jejejejejejej
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Old 04-08-2013, 12:47 PM   #2
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You left out the part about leaving the bbq pit ready and steaks in the ice box fucker. I figured he would be bored, so why not try the leaf blower and pressure washer ? Some people get so sensitive. LMAO
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Old 04-08-2013, 01:01 PM   #3
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Oh yea he wants me to cook for him and his family when they get back from their trip.
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Old 04-08-2013, 08:14 PM   #4
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I say we have an orgy at Smitty's while he's gone! LOL
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Old 04-08-2013, 08:15 PM   #5
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New man toys to put together and play with, visitation rights, food in the fridge, and clean sheets. Now what could be better than that?

Elgato, I think you are being a little too hard on Smitty.
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Old 04-08-2013, 10:40 PM   #6
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I say party at his place we'll clean it up before u arrive.
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I say we have an orgy at Smitty's while he's gone! LOL
SO the cot id for the pros you bring over? WHAT A FRIEND that's real nice....
Of course you should wash the windows after you steam them all up.. and of course use the blower to blow all the condom wrappers and beer cans up......
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Old 04-09-2013, 11:05 AM   #8
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I may have to cancel my trip because this is taking a potentially bad turn. I don't want to have to explain to my loving bride that we have to burn the sheets and replace the carpet after being gone for a few days.
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Old 04-09-2013, 11:10 AM   #9
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Next he will be wanting me to clean the pool.
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Old 04-09-2013, 11:37 AM   #10
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Next he will be wanting me to clean the pool.
And mow the lawn...
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If i could phone sit for him, just an hour...
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Old 04-09-2013, 01:41 PM   #12
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Does that include a gang bang????

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I say we have an orgy at Smitty's while he's gone! LOL
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Old 04-09-2013, 03:23 PM   #13
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Party at Smitty's house!!??? Mmmmmmmm, Very interesting thought. I wonder how many girls would show up.
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Old 04-09-2013, 04:27 PM   #14
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Gato - I bet between you and Majesty, y'all could fill the place with ladies!
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Old 04-09-2013, 07:57 PM   #15
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sex party at mr smith house
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