Guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar and sits next to a gorgeous woman! He looks down at his watch for a second then looks back up. The woman says "whats the matter is your date late?" The guy says "oh no mam, I have this new watch and it sends me telepathic signals"
"Oh ya the woman says, what's it telling you now?" The guy says"it tells me you aren't wearing any underwear" The woman laughs out load and says to him "well your watch is broken, because I am wearing underwear"
The guy looks at his watch again and says " well look at that, it's running an hour ahead"
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