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Old 02-20-2013, 04:48 PM   #1
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Passengers are advised to let 'er rip on aircraft:

http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2013/0...light-healthy/

As if the passengers weren't already offensive enough. Now, there is doctor-recommended flatulence.
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Old 02-20-2013, 05:54 PM   #2
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Pull my finger!
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Old 02-20-2013, 06:01 PM   #3
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Pull my finger!
But not during take-offs and landings.

The captain will let you know when you are free to poot.
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Old 02-20-2013, 06:10 PM   #4
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Default "The Captain has Illuminated the No-Farting Sign"
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Old 02-20-2013, 06:20 PM   #5
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What? A woman's fart smells worse than a man's?

Damn! How can that be?

I thought the odor would be proportional to body mass and not to gender!

. . . Must science destroy all of my illusions!
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Old 02-20-2013, 07:01 PM   #6
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That's what the air vents overhead are for - to blow it away from you to your neighbors.
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What? A woman's fart smells worse than a man's?

Damn! How can that be?

I thought the odor would be proportional to body mass and not to gender!

. . . Must science destroy all of my illusions!

It's called a rag fart.

It's what movie theaters smell like.
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It's called a rag fart.

It's what movie theaters smell like.
I hesitate to ask, but how do you know what movie theaters smell like?
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I hesitate to ask, but how do you know what movie theaters smell like?
Maybe he has been to a movie
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I take it you're in the habit of sniffing movie seats. Do you show up early so you don't an audience for your fetish or do enjoy having other people watch?
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This had to have been a study funded by a government grant. Can you imagine being the research assistant in charge of comparing farts between men and women?

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Can you imagine being the research assistant in charge of comparing StupidOldLyingFarts?
No charge!
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Wow! How creative, BTLD! Put me in my place, you did! Who could argue with your stunning logic, and reasoning. Yep, nothing like it seen before.

Where do you come up with all these clever and creative responses? Oh, I see.
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It's all in a days work. No charge!
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