This has inspired a new porno plot that would absolutely push my buttons. (May for you too Lily)
Here are the cliffs notes:
A smoking hot,volumptious woman is suntanning nude on a reef, overlooking the ocean. An evil clan of squid,crab,and eel collaborate to overtake the beautiful damsel! They slyly slither up the reef,edging upon her innocent groin. She leaps UP and squeals with fear.. trying her best to escape their rapture! When all seems lost...the roar of a Harley speeds to her position. Off climbs a hunk of lusting man built like a BRICK S**T HOUSE!! Wearing only ripped up jeans..he unzips his pants a whips out a MONSTEROUS WANG. Moving with the speed of a primal cat he beats the evil fish off her...bringing them to their demise with one whack of his HUGE johnson.
......He looks into her eyes with unleashed passion (bow chicka bow wow in background) Now thinking her day could not end any better as she stares at the ENORMOUS, HARD manhood awaiting her mouth......He smiles,gives a whistle, along skip a team of horny,ripe,naked asian spinners! They each carry a nori and sticky rice lined bamboo mat.. fully prepared for the arrival of the butchered and conquered fish!!
.......So after they feed one another by mouth and every crevice of bodies they blah blah blah...you know the end.