nun & a taxi driver...

[DallasRain]

A cabdriver picked up a nun. When she got into the cab, the driver couldn’t stop staring at her. “I have to ask you a question”, he said, “and I hope you won’t be offended.”
“My son” said the nun, “I’ve seen too much of the world to be offended by anything you might say. What is your question?”
“Well, “ he said, “ it has always been my fantasy to be kissed by a nun.”
The nun smiles and said, “ Well, I’ll grant your wish on two conditions. First you must be catholic, and second you must be unmarried.”
The cabdriver became very excited and said, “ Yes I am Catholic and I am single”.
“OK” said the nun, “pull into the next alley”.
The nun fulfilled his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they got back on the street, the c abdriver began to cry. “My dear”, said the nun, “ Why are you crying?”
“Forgive me” said the driver, “ I must confess; I’m married and I am Jewish.”
The nun replied, “ that’s OK. My name is Kevin, and I’m going to a Halloween party.”.