The Biden Administration's Top 10 Accomplishments Of 2023

[Flair4Drama]

Thanks Babylon Bee.....

1 Reduced obesity in America by making food unaffordable: So simple.

2 Cleaned up all the cocaine bags someone was leaving around the White House: Decency restored!

3 Kept American hostages safe from junk fees during their stay with Hamas: Not one single junk fee!

4 Set all-time record for people illegally streaming into the U.S.: Because he's the most popular President ever. Numbers don't lie.

5 Raised dementia awareness by 400%: Also, sandbag awareness.

6 Created record numbers of new billionaires: They're all in Ukraine, but still.

7 Promoted transparency by releasing several "Behind-the-Scenes" videos from Capitol staffers: Campaign promise, delivered.

8 Saved democracy by arresting political opponents and not allowing people to vote for anyone else: Thanks, Joe!

9 Set new record by spending 40% of time on vacation: Finally giving Delaware Beach the attention it so richly deserves.

10 Heroically stayed alive to save America from a Kamala Harris Presidency: We salute you, Mr. Biden!

[rooster]

With 60 seconds of effort....one could post a "Top 10" of the equally ineffective "accomplishments" of the GOP also....

But they ain't worth even spending 60 seconds...

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[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by rooster

With 60 seconds of effort....one could post a "Top 10" of the equally ineffective "accomplishments" of the GOP also....

But they ain't worth even spending 60 seconds...

.

the Whig party going ta do it again ????

[JONBALLS]

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even beat barry hussein


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smelly senile petti ole fuck did it