Good Samaritan

[tia travels]

A man went into a bar after work one day, and after a beer or
two, he noticed a man passed out in the corner. After an hour or so, the
fellow was still very drunk and incoherent, so, being a nice guy, the
first man decided to take him home. He looked up the drunk's name and
address in his wallet, then started struggling to get the man out to his
car. Dragging, heaving, and finally carrying the man, he finally reached
his car; then the process had to be repeated in front of the drunk's
house. At last, the nice guy got the man up to the door of the house and
rang the bell, which was promptly opened by a pleasant-looking woman.
"Oh. thank you so much for bringing him home," she said, "But,
where's his wheelchair?"

[Mistress Santos]