The Pilot

[tia travels]

A plane is flying over the Atlantic Ocean as the pilot is
finishing an announcement on the intercom. Putting the mike down, he
hits the Off switch. Unbeknownst to him, the switch
is malfunctioning and his conversation is broadcast into the
passenger area.
"Take over for awhile, Dave," the pilot says to his co-
pilot. "I think I'll go take a shit and then bang that new
stewardess."
At this statement the passengers fly into a frenzy of conversation
and gossip. The stewardess is greatly embarrassed
and can no longer stay at her post, so she hurries toward the
cockpit. But in her haste she trips and falls to her knees in the
aisle. She happens to land next to a sweet little old lady, who turns to
help her up. As she does, the lady says sweetly, "Don't rush, Dearie; he
said he had to take a shit first."

[Mistress Santos]

Hilarious