petrified twinkie party

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petrified twinkie party





Back in 1997, 6 technicians working for a yellow box factory buy a box of Hostess Twinkies. Hide them around the office, with the thinking, mice will not eat them. And with the idea when the last one got laid off from a yellow box factory not to be named, will throw a party serving the Twinkies. When I got it in 2005 my two where rock hard. As I gave them to others still working at yellow box factory.

I have been informed that the last two will be having said party soon. Will have other things to eat but bring your own drink.

I was thinking plum wine as Hostess Twinkies are a desert. And plum wine is a desert wine. But to wash down two very dry Twinkies with a desert wine one would get hammered. Beer just not right for this.

So what wine other than a desert wine would go with rock hard Twinkies?

Only engineers and technicians would think up something like this.
No it was not my idea. But I did go along with it. Does sound like something I would come up with. All 12 Twinkies still in wrapper, mice did not eat. mmmm Mice smarter than man/women (yes there was one female)

Note: Never take Hostess Twinkies camping. Mice will not eat them. But chipmunks will, and then all over your sleeping bag.

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just to do the math the Twinkies are about 14 years old. Strange just about the the same years at my first real job.
Would a provider like to go with me. You can have one of my 14 year old Twinkies

Edit: have to take that back, was talking to "one I see the most". She is going with me. As we have been at this for over 20 years. She has not suffered enough just knowing me. So will have a 14 year old Twinkie with me. she remembers when this was done.

How ever still in need of a wine list.