The Job Applicant

[Sweet N Little]

Resimay:



To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond
to me well. Certain women and all the menn.

I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

lotty

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

















Employer's response:

Dear Lotty ,

It's OK honey, we've got a spell checker.

See you Monday.

[drsmooth1]

Good one SNL. I have a job just for her myself.

[DallasRain]

wooohooooooooooooooooooooooooo !

[lowgear]

wonder if she can do dictation,if so hired

[JustaGuyinMS]

Hey Lowgear, don't you mean DICKtation?

JaG

[lowgear]

Yes i did jag,must have good oral skills,

[shagnthor]

Nice.