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Old 09-19-2010, 08:47 PM   #1
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Default cheap bastard....

As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every time they have sex the husband puts his pocket change into a china piggy bank on the bedside table. One night while being unusually athletic, he accidentally knocked the piggy bank onto the floor where it smashes.
To his surprise, among the masses of coins, there are handfuls of five and ten dollar bills. He asks his wife "What's up with all the notes?", to his wife which replies, "Well, not everyone is as cheap as you are."
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Old 09-19-2010, 09:10 PM   #2
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ROTFLMAO!
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Old 09-19-2010, 09:25 PM   #3
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that was good
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Old 09-19-2010, 10:32 PM   #4
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He!he!he!he! ROFLAFAO!!!!! That Was a good one Gloria!!!!
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Old 01-21-2011, 12:09 AM   #5
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If I could play Taps I would.
Very sad day in the Rat world. My #1 all time date has an offer to good to pass up out of town.
I meet her off Craigs List trying to get in this way of life to hang on to her stink'n Apt, after her lesbian GF split. Young tall tight wet with a cum motor that starts the moment she thinks shes about to get touched and doesn't stop till your blue balled drained. No time limit and a real non-pro. I hooked her up with some fellow gents from another forum and after one taking advantage of a shy Urber GFE no time limit, no pay date she went under the radar. One Franklin is all she wanted and had no buisness even doing this. She is too damn nice and couln't even ask for the cash. I told all those guys to just pony up and take care of her. Now who would take advantage of that. I saw the deal from our first meet and all the work to be her first Gent, I saw her true nature right off the bat.
I always throw down more money, groceries, Rum, anything to keep her primed for another visit. I'd put her on my pay roll if I could.
I've had a weekly date with her all this time and now got the news she is taking a job with condo in HSV, Big Bummer!
We clicked big time. True GFE because thats all she knows. She is my provider and not a provider, ya know! Man what a loss.
I have been spoiled out of the hobby since Dec/09.
Why I posted this under Cheap Bastard?, Well I feel like one. I took advantage too.
Physicaly gave her what she wanted and she sort of got hooked. She would do me for free, even told me one week when funds were locked. She just got used to me and really didn't care about the $, I came through anyways.
No time limit, MSOG anything on the menue, and I mean anything. We became more than all this. 2 more Friday morning dates and its over, or an hour and a half dive here on out OUCH!
Rat may be back hitting the TOFTT dates again. I'm very hard on high dollar hottys now, that don't look hot or don't throw down exceptional service. I mean give me a smile at least after I pop. Don't jump and go all buisnes lighting a cigarette checking all your missed calls, but thats what I'm destined back too.
HSV has a jewel about to arrive. I hope she finds a hot young woman with a better toungue than me, LOL.
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Old 01-21-2011, 07:37 AM   #6
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bigfatrat.everyone needs a lady like that,she will be hard to replace.my atf,never wanted money,never bitched,and always delivered the goods,until one day we were having rough sex,and i bit her on the neck,she farted and flew out the window,well the hobby is full of ups and downs.hope you find a new atf
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Old 01-22-2011, 03:30 PM   #7
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Well, I was ready to scold BFR about staying on topic, but he clearly had the topic in mind when he posted his note. Sorry that you lost your special lady.

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Old 01-26-2011, 02:09 PM   #8
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,,she farted and flew out the window,,,

Yea you too, Its a hard lesson NOT paying for 'THAT' kind of extra service. No wonder shes gone.

A little toot sure deserves a tip.
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A CONFESSION FROM THE DEATHBED
A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.

"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box".

Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"

"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them."
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