Why Men have Dogs

[OldGrump]

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2.. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

13.. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:
14.. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

[Niki Filly]

lol, Just wanted to ad.

Why are dogs mans best friends?
All you need is a jar of peanut butter.

A trucker come home, he cant find his wife, then he sees the door to the basement open a crack. he walks down the steps and finds his wife, the dog, & a jar of peanut butter.

[badhusband]

Your husband a trucker?

[tia travels]

This is the REAL reason they have dogs:

OMGosh! Look at these hilarious dog t-shirts...

[Guest100413]

Dogs don't get upset if you come home smelling like another dog. They actually find it interesting.

I have never once heard a dog ask "does this outfit make me look fat".

Dogs don't get upset if you bring home another dog, or more dogs. They think it's more fun.

If you whistle, your dog will come but your wife won't.