How to maintain a healthy level of insanity

[Sami]

To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity:


1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.Don't Disguise Your Voice!


3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something ask If They Want Fries with
that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their caffine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana.

6. Skip down the hall Rather than Walk
and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is To Go.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10 Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream Won! I Won!


12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling
Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'


13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.


And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity


14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.




It's Called . . . THERAPY

[Sweet N Little]

That is freakin hilarious Sami! thanks for the gut buster!!

[Sami]

I really would love to see #14 done! HA HA

[Sweet N Little]

I cant wait to do #7 lol

[BellaIsabella]

Love it!

[FishGuy13]

LOL #7 I will never forget years ago I worked at a local grocery store and they had a sign up over the potatoes "Naturally Low in Fat" and this woman said do you have any regular ones, she did not want a diet one and said she was afraid it would taste like a diet soda. I just said no we are out but should have some in a few days.

[wheels69]

When buying condoms ...ask a female employee if you could do a test run on her

[Sami]

Wheels tell us how it works out..

[Sweet N Little]

Originally Posted by FishGuy13

LOL #7 I will never forget years ago I worked at a local grocery store and they had a sign up over the potatoes "Naturally Low in Fat" and this woman said do you have any regular ones, she did not want a diet one and said she was afraid it would taste like a diet soda. I just said no we are out but should have some in a few days.

Thats sooo funny Fish LOL yep! they are out there ! LOL

[tia travels]

I'm going to start doing #3 at the next family gathering.

I will try #s 7 & 11 one day soon.