Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

[hotlips_houlihan]

Talk about some funny shit....

A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

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[Jasser]

As funny and homo as it is, I still find it a little fucked up that he was arrested for it. If you're going to spend an "inordinate" amount of time rubbing on a cock, you deserve what you get.

In this case, spunk on your hand.

[Juan Pablo de Marco]

funny story, but not true. this website (http://www.deadseriousnews.com ) is similar to the onion ( http://www.theonion.com ) fake/funny stories. see some of these 'headlines':

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?cat=5

JPdM

[MRMR]

If they could only pre-screen us at Baby Dolls or the sort as a TSA approved location that would be great. Park and bus me over. What a great idea??

[Wordsmith]

What was he arrested for?

[Guest032213-02]

Assault with a salty liquid.

[Guest030617]

i dont care if its true or not......thats funny!!!

[lisa.lisa0302]

Im so lost? why was he arrested?

For busting a nut a in HIS pants, and back up called on him, I would have been mortified.

[Juan Pablo de Marco]

Originally Posted by lisa.lisa0302

Im so lost? why was he arrested?

for discharging his weapon.

JPdM

[BritBeef]

Originally Posted by Wordsmith

What was he arrested for?

Assault with a friendly weapon

[mansfield]

His name was Cummings..... seriously? That should have been the first hint of BS

[Juan Pablo de Marco]

Originally Posted by mansfield

His name was Cummings..... seriously? That should have been the first hint

and percy cummings at that. and his partner was named sergio armani. some people believe anything they read on the world wide web.

JPdM

[Nitwitboy]

Great fake story though.

[HoneyRose]

If true, it could have been a "shot heard round the world."

[pyramider]

TSA should have just given him a pillow for the soon to be nap time.