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Old 03-10-2010, 10:22 PM   #1
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Default things NOT to say when you get busted...

Naturally, you should shut the hell up when dealing with LE under any circumstance. But that's not going to be a fun thread. So tell me what you should NOT say to the coppers (and Fox 4 News).

"I did it for the lulz!"
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Old 03-10-2010, 10:30 PM   #2
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Ah, Lulz is back

Lets see:

"My wife is going to kill me"

"I hope nobody finds out at work"

"Sure you can look at my phone"

"I post on a hobby message board"
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Old 03-11-2010, 04:21 AM   #3
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Hmmm

"I do this all time, whats the problem"

"After 30 years you finally caught up with me"

"I just printed those $20's yesterday, can I have em back?"

"She was selling sex? She's not my type, kinda homely"
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Old 03-11-2010, 07:28 AM   #4
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"She paid me for the encounter."
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Old 03-11-2010, 07:33 AM   #5
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"will a blow job get me off?"
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Old 03-11-2010, 07:47 AM   #6
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What worked in the past works in the here and now:

"I did not have sexual intercourse with that woman...."

Worked for Bill Clinton (1997) and may work for Ben Rothlesberger (2010).

http://kdka.com/steelers/Ben.Roethli...2.1552133.html
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Old 03-11-2010, 08:49 AM   #7
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It didn't work for Bill. Remember, he came clean and the Blue dress was evidence. Ben, there was sexual contact according to police report a news outlet quoted.
Hey, we're all liars!
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"Can I have that little piece of paper back that you took when you arrested me? It has all of my usernames and passwords. I am going to need that to schedule another date just to get over the stress of being arrested."
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"She was my second choice officer, your wife was already booked"
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"She was my second choice officer, your wife was already booked"
ROFLMAO!!
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DD....now that was friggin hilarious!!!!
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This is why I love you . . .

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Old 03-11-2010, 06:38 PM   #14
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Are you here to talk to me about the weed officer? Its just a lil bit and I dont know where it came from. No? Oh. That unpaid traffic ticket? No? That girl back there? Who? Ohhhh. Ummm. Yeah. She's a good friend of mine actually. Her name? Yes, I know her name, of course I do. Its 'Sparkles'...
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I'd love to hear that bleeped out on local news. I'd laugh my ass off.
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