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06-29-2014, 07:09 AM
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Join Date: Mar 18, 2013
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Am I obligated?
So it seems I can't visit my local supermarket at 8am on a Sunday without crossing paths with a hooker and her mother.
I pick this chick up at her moms and take her down the street for $50 car dates. She's close young cute and cim. So why not, right? At some point the other day while my dick is in her mouth, she asks if I would take her to Kennywood. Obviously most guys would say ok while getting a great bbbjcim so I did too.
While exiting the supermarket I spot her walking in with her mother. I make discrete eye contact and she blurts out my name. Hello "bser"!!!
Her moms eyes got as huge as softballs. She says mom this is my friend I was telling you about, the one taking me to Kennywood. I precede to small talk for the longest 30seconds of my life. And part ways
She texts me as I am loading my groceries "we should get together later at your place. I haven't been fucked in days and need your dick"
So am I obligated to take this girl to Kennywood? Should I purchase her a car? Move her into the stables?
Your thoughts, if any?
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06-29-2014, 07:53 AM
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Is this a type of girl who would be down for a Log Jammer (a.k.a. Bareback Greek) before or after the Kennywood trip?
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06-29-2014, 07:54 AM
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Join Date: Jun 23, 2013
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Sounds like the future Mrs. BSer. If you take her to Kennywood, remember no BJs on the Jackrabbit.
Maybe Chesty will go along and take her mom as a double date
Am I the only one surprised a hooker was awake at 8am?
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06-29-2014, 07:56 AM
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is mom hot?
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06-29-2014, 08:21 AM
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Kennywood seems like a perfect place for BSer. He can set up shop at the Potato Patch and wolf down 40lbs of fries while his hooker friend can shit herself on the ThunderBolt.
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06-29-2014, 08:25 AM
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Join Date: Mar 28, 2013
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Damn, She introduced you to Mom - Sounds like a car and a season pass! Maybe we just need to setup a Provider Picnic Day...
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06-29-2014, 08:29 AM
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Her mom isn't bad but she may be too young for chesty and Chizzy.
I remember her from high school, and I remember her being pregnant also. Maybe she remembers me? That would explain the shocked look.
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06-29-2014, 08:33 AM
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You really can't make this shit up can you?
And I'd say if she has your dick in her mouth regularly I would keep my word if I were you.
Just sayin'
And no AG, you aren't alone.
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06-29-2014, 08:35 AM
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Wow a hooker up at 8 am, yes AG I'm also surprised. Pictures of hookers Mom, if Chizzy coo or Chesty won't, I will. I bring Silver.
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06-29-2014, 08:38 AM
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BSer has met mom several times, plus the BF, plumber and the corpse in the backyard. What's the BFD?
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06-29-2014, 08:44 AM
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We'll, if the plumber lays a hand on BSer, I have a pair of concrete slippers that will fit him.
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06-29-2014, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by BSer
Her mom isn't bad but she may be too young for chesty and Chizzy.
I remember her from high school, and I remember her being pregnant also. Maybe she remembers me? That would explain the shocked look.
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This is starting to sound like a Maury episode now.
BSer creampies chick in high school, 20 years later mystery whore sucks his dick then introduces him to mom at grocery store where mom is shocked to learn they know each other.....
Does this ho like fries too?
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06-29-2014, 09:11 AM
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Hmmm... Maybe Mom should get the season pass.
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06-29-2014, 09:13 AM
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Could it be, a quickie from high school? Or is this a way of introductions? Somebody better fess up, meanwhile I'll be at the range.
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06-29-2014, 09:24 AM
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Make sure her mother is not Jinny aka sexygrandmother69. Then you are in trouble lol. She may then want you to take her out for a boat ride and a car ride because she's become so wealthy over the years she's been servicing dickinsons. Decades of experience.
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