80% of Canadians within 100 miles of US border

[VitaMan]

They could invade at anytime. And they all have hockey sticks.

[dilbert firestorm]

wut the fuck are you talking about?

[ICU 812]

Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot interrogative (emphatic)

[Yssup Rider]

And they’ll be riding Moose.

[Jacuzzme]

VM started celebrating those old white guys who loved guns and hated taxes early.

[winn dixie]

picture broke back mountain dudley do rights trying to invade.....



5 star gotta tell ya'

[dilbert firestorm]

oh he's doing a johnny?

[Salty Again]

Originally Posted by VitaMan

They could invade at anytime. And they all have hockey sticks.

... Blimey! This thread has gotten off-track.

Lemme help Vita out and get it back on-topic.

Back in the days when some Australians sailed over
and discovered America, they brought some shinny sticks
with them... "Shinny" is a good game created by the
Aborigine lads - somewhat like Canadian "hockey".
The shinny sticks are also used to move the camels
about when living in the outback.

So the Australians surely taught this game to the
Indi-- uh, Native Americans living here, and then
the Norsemen came down from Canada and the changed
the name to hockey.

So IF the Canadians got hockey sticks - they surely
owe it all to Australia! ...

Funny thing, though... When I explain to Bambino
and his Penguin mates that Australians actually
discovered hockey - they tell me I'm full of shit.

But then that Doubleday bloke surely invented
the game of Baseball. ... "America's Pastime"...

Reckon that I did hear once that Mr. Doubleday
might be Australian on this Mum's side... just sayin' ...

#### Salty

[Salty Again]

... Hey Vitaman - If the Canadians DO invade - put your money
and valuables inside a hockey net....

They might miss the net - like they do in the hockey matches.

### Salty

[winn dixie]

To stay on subject. Can the OP clarify the topic please?

[dilbert firestorm]

not sure, but 80% of canadians do live in the livable part of Canada.


everything past 100 miles from the U.S. border is sort of an arctic desert.

[VitaMan]

Originally Posted by winn dixie

To stay on subject. Can the OP clarify the topic please?

Guess you are not used to, or been exposed to parody.

[dilbert firestorm]

Originally Posted by VitaMan

They could invade at anytime. And they all have hockey sticks.

Originally Posted by VitaMan

Guess you are not used to, or been exposed to parody.

oh so its parody... providing a link would have help clear this up.