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Old 10-01-2012, 11:45 AM   #1
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Default Sweet talking the SO

This past weekend....So I had just gotten out of the shower and I was finishing dry cycle with a little blow dry session to the coin purse. I'm in an awkward squat position when...

My SO walks in startled and says, "what are u doin???"

My reply, "just warming up dinner for ya honey", let's just say it didn't go over very well but at least I had a good chuckle from the reaction on her face & her sailor mouth...lol!
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Just tell her it kills the crabbies.
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Old 10-03-2012, 04:08 PM   #3
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Default and then back it up by reciting the following poem.....

There once was a girl named Eloise.....
Whose cunt hair hung clear to her knees.....
And the crabs in her twat.....
Tied the hair in a knot.....
And constructed a flying trapeze.....
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That's hilarious....
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