One Big Giant "Who Has The Best" Thread!! OH, WHAT FUN!!!!

[Guest071613-2]

If I see another one I am going to barf. SO, I propose that we just keep this one going, and add to it as you wish.

WHO HAS THE BEST:

1. Tits?
2. Ass?
3. Feet?
4. Thighs?
5. Eyes?
6. Lips (face)
7. Lips (genitals)
8. BBBJ?
9. Doggy?
10. Mish?
11. Cowgirl?
12. Reverse Cowgirl?
13. Fubar Surfboard? (trick question!)
14. BBBJNQNS?
15. Prettiest BBW?
16. Prettiest Spinner?
17. Who loves DATY most?
18. Who loves DATO most?
19. Greek Queen?
20. Greek Reject (me!)
21. Who is the coolest chick out there?
22. Who is the best kisser?
23. Who is the cutest AA lady?
24. Who is the cutest white chick?
25. Who is the cutest Latina?
26. Who is the cutest Asian chick?
27. Who has the most responsive nips?
28. Who has the wettest twat?
29. Who has the tightest twat?
30. Who has the best twat?
31. Who is the best provider?
32. Who is the best hobbyist?
33. Who is the best GFE?
34. Who is the best PSE?
35. Who is the best BFE?

36. Who gives a shit anymore about who is the best? Do you ever actually LEARN anything from those threads? You get 100 different answers so you are no better off than you were to begin with, but it is very helpful if the goal is to make us feel like we are in gym class being picked for teams. I'm the best at everything dammit so f*cking quit asking! (I kid, I kid.....)

Who's with me?! I think this should be stickied to the top of the forum once it is filled with the best of information available on the site. Only THE BEST, please. NO ROOM FOR LOSERS HERE!! If you want a list of the worst, start your own thread!!

I mean, it is a thread about the BEST, so it naturally will be the BEST thread...ever!


If I left anything out, feel free to add on as you see appropriate.

MUAH! Please note that this is meant to be humorous. Kinda.

[Jasser]

Who has the best "inny"?
Who has the best "outty"
Who provides the best "hot dog" (cock in butt crack)
Who gives the best "gummer"

[Guest071613-2]

My "inny" is about 6 inches deep, so again, I win that one. I'm pretty sure you could f*ck my belly button. It's the fourth hole! Hmmmm what is the acronym for that one?

LOL@ Hot Dog!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good one!!!!

I am curious to see about the "gummer" response, I must admit....

[DustyHands]

hot dog? new one to me.

speaking of penis-between-soft-fun-lady-lumps Dannie did forget best russian, but guess she didn't want to seem like she was self-promoting.

[pyramider]

Who gives the best BBCR?
Who handles a giant fisting dildo best?

[LazurusLong]

Which provider posts the best threADS?

[lilsmurf]

Mods can we start a rant thread,lol?

[Guest071613-2]

Do as you wish with this thread. Rant, hijack, do what you will! It's a free for all!

Lil Smurf, your avatar is way creepy! You don't win the 'best avatar' award! But your sig line is cool so it's all good!

I just ordered a sandwich from room service and it was $25! It was the worst piece of shit sandwich I have ever not eaten! But the beds here are super plush and pillowy so I will let it slide. Meh! You win some you lose some.

[LazurusLong]

Dannie!

Don't you know that all you have to do is offer a discount off the price of a session if your client brings you the sammich you want?

What kind do you like?

Q: Who makes the best sandwiches?

[OldGrump]

Originally Posted by LazurusLong

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Q: Who makes the best sandwiches?

LL, is this in reference to the best 2 to make a threesome?

[Guest071613-2]

Subway, of course!!! Damn that Jared and his crazy sandwich making tactics!
On second thought, Shlotzsky's is much better and they have that awesome hot sauce.

Should I start offering discounts for food? What is a fair discount?

Q: Which providers offer the best discounts??

[guest010712]

I wanna play (thank you iTunes)!

Best A Tribe Called Quest song: Scenario
Best Agnostic Front song: United & Strong
Best Agonoize song: Slave To The Needle
Best Atari Teenage Riot song: Destroy 2,000 Years Of Culture
Best Bad Brains song: Banned In D.C.
Best BDP song: Criminal Minded
Best Beastie Boys song: Brass Monkey
Best Bob Marley song: Buffalo Soldier
Best Black Sheep song: The Choice Is Yours
Best Dawn Of Ashes song: Still Born Defect
Best Depeche Mode song: Shake The Disease
Best Editors song: Papillon
Best Erik B & Rakim song: I Ain't No Joke
Best Front 242 song: Headhunter
Best Front Line Assembly song: Body Count
Best Godflesh song: Mothra
Best Hocico song: A Fatal Desire (Life Cried Remix)
Best IAMX song: Spit It Out
Best Imperative Reaction song: Judas
Best Insted song: One World
Best Judge song: Bringin' It Down
Best Kraftwerk song: Radioactivity
Best Laurel Aitken song: Skinhead
Best Minor Threat song: Out Of Step
Best New Model Army song: No Rest
Best New Order song: Age Of Consent
Best NIN song: We're In This Together Now
Best Nitzer Ebb song: Murderous
Best Oppressed song: Work Together
Best Pennywise song: Bro Hymn Tribute
Best Placebo song: Meds
Best Project X song: Straight Edge Revenge
Best Public Enemy song: Fight The Power
Best Shnarph! song: Der Eiertanz
Best Sick Of It All song: Injustice System
Best Skinny Puppy song: Deep Down Trauma Hounds
Best The Smiths song: How Soon Is Now?
Best Suicide Commando song: Love Breeds Suicide
Best Symarip song: Skinhead Moonstomp
Best Tactical Sekt song: 4 Steps to Dysfunction
Best Token Entry song: The Edge
Best VNV Nation song: Standing
Best Warzone song: Hopeless Nation
Best White Lies song: To Lose My Life
Best Wolfshiem song: Künstliche Welten
Best X-Clan song: Xodus
Best Xotox song: Mechanische Unruhe
Best Youth Of Today song: Time We'll Remember
Best The 4-Skins song: Chaos

[slowmover]

Who has the best response on this thread? I tried search but didn't find anything.

[DustyHands]

Originally Posted by slowmover

Who has the best response on this thread? I tried search but didn't find anything.

that was pretty funny. why is it I only recognize the Beastie Boys and brass monkey out of all the songs neotek posted? I'm too young to say "I'm dating myself here but" ...I'd argue that it was Paul Revere.

[crfxrider]

Don't forget the sloppiest BBBJ category.