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01-13-2011, 01:08 PM
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Join Date: Feb 8, 2010
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THE PERFECT WIFE
The Perfect Wife SHOULD SAY:
1.Of course I'll swallow it all; I love the taste!
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored; let's shave my pussy.
4. Oh, come on; let's get a porno, a case of beer, & invite Tammy over for a 3some!
5. If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna scream!
6. I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again?
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. No, I'd rather stay here, watch football drink beer & suck ur dick, than go shopping.
9. I signed up for yoga classes so I can get my ankles behind my head for you, honey.
10. You look tired; you should go right to bed as soon as u fuck me in the ass!!
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01-13-2011, 01:10 PM
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Join Date: Jan 18, 2010
Location: Dallas
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i heard all of those...once......on my honeymoon
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01-13-2011, 01:22 PM
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User ID: 1877
Join Date: Sep 7, 2009
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 8,240
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That list only works, if the guy doesn't get greedy and seek acouple more ladies who fit that list......giggling.
I tried number three on that list yesterday with a client.... I've never seen a man smile so much.
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01-13-2011, 01:25 PM
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Join Date: Jun 17, 2010
Location: DFW, Texas
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I always thought the perfect wife was 3' tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
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01-13-2011, 02:14 PM
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User ID: 29277
Join Date: Jun 2, 2010
Location: Dallas
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If that woman is ever reproduced in large numbers I will have to file for bankruptcy.
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01-13-2011, 02:16 PM
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Join Date: Oct 19, 2010
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i heard all of those...once......on my honeymoon
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I heard all those once too, the day BEFORE my honeymoon.
First she says "I do" then she says "And I never will again".
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01-13-2011, 02:18 PM
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Join Date: May 7, 2010
Location: Dallas
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Never heard any of them not even once. Guess I fucked up.
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01-13-2011, 02:23 PM
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Hey, Im good with 8 out of 10. Sometimes 9 -when I'm REALLY horny!! But take away my shopping....NEVER!!!!! lol
xoxo
ItalianaPrincess
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01-13-2011, 02:43 PM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
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I, too, had all that with my girlfriend. I married her and now I have none of them. Go figure.
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01-13-2011, 03:12 PM
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Join Date: Nov 21, 2009
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Let's not forget....
11. Honey, it turns me on when you take me from behind while I'm bent over picking up your dirty underwear up off the living room floor!
Awwwwww, such memories! LOL!
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01-13-2011, 03:19 PM
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Join Date: Jan 10, 2010
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My favourite, 12. Of course, you can go play with her. I just want you to tell me all of sexy details when you get back.
Lana, be good -- you know A likes you...
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01-13-2011, 03:43 PM
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Join Date: Jun 17, 2010
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At the Alter:
Husband- "I do"
Wife: Thinking to self "Not any more"
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01-13-2011, 05:51 PM
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Join Date: Jan 9, 2010
Location: Irving, Tx
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Perfect wife? Isn't that like Army intelligence or Jumbo shrimp? Oxymorons all.
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01-13-2011, 07:11 PM
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Join Date: Jan 10, 2010
Location: Irving, TX
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or "working actor"
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01-13-2011, 07:20 PM
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Join Date: Mar 27, 2009
Location: AMPville
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That list is almost complete.
"Could we get you someone from ECCIE? You need some variety."
Torito
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