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MacTheKnife · 12-22-2010, 02:45 PM

When they discovered they lived in neighboring cities only a few miles apart Tim was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Tim had taken Janice to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies and museums. Tim became convinced that Janice was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Tim took Janice to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Tim said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage."

"So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life-changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

Janice took a deep breath and responded, "Tim, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

"Oh wow! I see," Tim replied. He looked down at the table, was quiet for a moment.

Deep in serious thought he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

Guest032112 · 12-22-2010, 09:52 PM

I'll bet she'd even help him look for his balls in the woods! Thanks for the laugh Mac!

TechOne · 12-22-2010, 09:59 PM

Maybe she could help him find his wood...

Mr.Chan · 12-22-2010, 10:32 PM

So, par for that hole would be...

Ginger Doll · 12-23-2010, 01:33 AM

I love your jokes, Mac!

Keep 'em coming!

Ginger Doll · 12-23-2010, 01:39 AM

Speaking of coming... "Christmas is Coming!"

Guest032112 · 12-23-2010, 06:23 AM

Adds a whole new dimension to "frozen stiff" doesn't it, Ginger? LOL

Ginger Doll · 12-23-2010, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by arklookn4lovn

Adds a whole new dimension to "frozen stiff" doesn't it, Ginger? LOL

It sure does...lol. I had a friend text that picture to me, and it was so funny & I was caught so offguard...I almost choked on my drink.

It kinda makes me miss making snowmen. Although my designs weren't as creative.

2wheels2fun · 12-23-2010, 04:38 PM

What a relief it's a joke. I thought Mac was confessing up to something that would amount to an image I didn't want in my head.