Funny after sex comments...

[DestinyInKC]

Saw these and it made me laugh:

-Tell anyone and I’ll kill you.

-Why are you still here?

-YOU JUST GOT PUNK’D!

-That’s it?

"Wow, your brother was right. Your sister is a better lay."

" I hope you liked your initiation into Oz."

" Do you itch down there, because I sure do."

" You're going to look real good buried under my porch."

"That was great Mom. Can you go make me some pancakes now ?"

For the ladies...: "Is it in yet?"

Your not as loud as your sister/best friend

You're still here?

Tomorrow you may feel a burning sensation when you piss, it's really nothing to get worked up about.

I bet next time someone tells you not to accept sweets from strangers you'll listen huh?

"That was good......but, your momma.....she was off the hook"

I don't know what it is about coffins that turns me on so much.

"Make yourself useful and cook up some eggs and bacon would you, there's a good girl."

" Wait...You're trying to tell me you were saying the safety word for 40 minutes ? I didn't even hear you."

Just keep calling her other girls names, the more girls names you can bring in the higher your score

'You should be impressed I have quite an ability to have great sex like that even when I feel no attraction whatsoever to a woman'

'Your the 23rd this month, and the good news your not in the bottom 10 at all. Interestingly you know most of the top 10 didnt make me wear condoms, you could have got your rating up quite a bit by not making me wear 1. Oh look the condom ripped anyway. See you lowered your rating for nothing'

'It ain't no fun if the homies can't get none' which leads me to 'I'm so happy, This proves I'm not gay, Brandon would never believe this he'll be so mad, can I borrow 1 of your tampons'

I hope you have a morning after pill, because I totally lied about having a condom. Gotta go.

Ok I've finished, you can do the autopsy now.

"Got any tissue? I think I shit myself when I came"

[Triton]

Some of those are hilarious Destiny.... That's it !! Thx for the laugh

[DestinyInKC]

lol they gave me a laugh.. thought i would share and hopefully make someone else laugh. Mission accomplished!

[Grizzly]

Originally Posted by DestinyInKC

lol they gave me a laugh.. thought i would share and hopefully make someone else laugh. Mission accomplished!

Destiny you just made my day! I needed a good laugh thanks

The funniest one I have heard was from a lady when I first started in this hobby: Man you fill me up, your the biggest white guy I have seen (talking about my size) I had a good chuckle over that one after she left.

[DestinyInKC]

lol! well glad I could make your day a little brighter!

[Spanky0800]

Destiny....you said you wouldn't tell... :-)

[DestinyInKC]

Originally Posted by Spanky0800

Destiny....you said you wouldn't tell... :-)

oops! lol

[DallasRain]

lol---awesome

quote--Got any tissue? I think I shit myself when I came"

I hear that ALOT...lol

[Longermonger]

"Told ya I wasn't a cop!"

[i'va biggen]

Do all the condoms leak like this?

[b@ileythepistol]

"great I really thought I was going to start my period.... glad I didn't"

"last time I had sex it hurt like hell.... glad you weren't as big as him"

"surprisingly I almost came... (pats on back) good job"

lol

[DestinyInKC]

LOL those were funny Bailey

[DallasRain]

now where the hell is that condom??????

[LoveWomen]

Old Joke:

One hooker to the next:

"Do you smoke after sex?"

Second hooker:

"I don't know, I never looked...!"

[Guest090920]

Originally Posted by DestinyInKC

For the ladies...: "Is it in yet?"

The response from the guy, "I don't know, I can't tell."