Rekindling an Old Flame

[OldGrump]

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".

"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.

"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."

She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".

"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.


Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"



So I told her to fuck off

[PAPA JOE]

LOL ... big women need love too !!!

[acp5762]

Originally Posted by OldGrump

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".

"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.

"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."

She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".

"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.


Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"



So I told her to fuck off

Hey you are an old grump, lol.

[TexanAtPlay]

Hey, a guy has to have standards, you know?

[thumpusa]

Typical guy.

[OldGrump]

I used to feel that way to a degree until I met some large ladies that had a lot of care and love in them (no sex - outside the hobby contacts). Since then, I've learned to appreciate them all.

I figured this would be a good joke from reading the boards. Fat old men complaining because a provider may be 10-15 lbs heavier than her pics. It is typical of some.

[SimoneLove]

Lol tooo funny