Here you go, Tinman...

[Guest092216]

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...7&postcount=25

Has anyone ever had crabs?

I caught them a long time ago. I don't even think I was 21yrs old yet. Anyway. I got rid of them by shaving and then pouring turpentine on my skin. Yes, turpentine. Do not ask me how I came up with that brilliant idea because I haven't the slightest clue. This was before Al Gore invented the internet so I'm guessing one of my dumbass 20yr old friends told me that would kill them and since I was an art major I just happened to have some sitting around.

I do know that I've been bare down there ever since. It's just such a great feeling. Going bare, I mean. Not crabs. Crabs sucked.

So who else has crab stories? Surely, I'm not the only nasty fucker on here with such a *tickling* experience.

[Grace Preston]

So lemme get this straight.

First you have a stincky pussy...

And now you've just followed Tinman's request... and gave him crabs

Only on Eccie

[Guest092216]

Sadly, I have to get back to work now. I'll be looking forward to reading about everyone's crabs later. That means you too, Grace. Be the ball.

[TinMan]

I caught crabs before. I used a chicken neck and string.

[Guest112916]

But they feel so good to scratch.

Just watch "Last American Virgin" when the guys all get crabs from the big red headed hooker. Trying to drown them in a swimming pool.

[HDnTX]

i remember a guy in high school had em....... he was freaking...... sprayed himself with hotshot; it worked

[Grace Preston]

I confess. I have caught crabs.

I used to live down in Florida-- would set the traps out in the morning, come home from work that afternoon, and pull up my traps. Nothing like fresh blue crab, a little potato, and some fresh corn.

[pashunfroot]

i got blue crabs one time, to go with my blue balls..... sorry could not resist an off topic comment. please carry on

[Guest092216]

I heard crabs are best when you cook em in a dry pot for seven minutes. But damn that seems mean.

[Phrodo]

A friend of mine got crabs in college. Had to shave his beard.

[Guest092216]

Ewwwwwww!!!!!

[Invisible1]

Crabs are freakin' crotch lice. Had em in college. Ugg... I remember finding one of those tiny suckers crawling on my lower stomach and being really pissed off.... And itchy. Still not sure exactly how i got them. I figured some fucker (or coed) brought them into the dorm.... they were probably crawling around from people's clothing to people's beds... Whatever... It sucked. A bunch of guys on my hall got them. My roomate and i went to the infirmary for that horrible smelling crabicide liquid and we also fumigated our room, which got rid of the roaches too. He he hee. I have trimmed or manscaped my junk ever since. Also since then, my fav ladies are completely smooth.... No crab worries and they look awesome naked, in a bikini or in a teenie-tiny thong.

[SexyPlatinum]

Ugh this thread seems crabby lmao i had to do it.

[Guest092216]

Does anyone else giggle a little when they hear Sponge Bob talk about "Crabby patties"?

There's so many nasty sex joke references in Sponge Bob. It makes it a little less annoying, but not much.

[ManSlut]

Dear Modtards,

Shouldn't this be moved to the Self-Alert forum?

Your friend always you fuckers,

ManSlut