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Olesweetie · 04-13-2009, 02:51 PM

One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer.

"What the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'.

LatexLover · 04-13-2009, 02:56 PM

Funny funny funny. I thought it wasnt the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean

fortwortholdguy · 04-13-2009, 04:08 PM

What about the guy who took his johnson out and the girl he picked up at the bar said "Who do you expect to please with that?" His reply "Me."

Then there was the guy who ran into his ex-gf at the bar with her new bf. He asked the new bf "How do you like that used pussy?" The new bf replied "It's great once you get past the used part."

Those two are so old I kicked the slats out of my cradle the first time I heard them!!!