Wtf....

[MOPAR11]

52-year old man from Sebring in Florida’s Highlands County has made headlines after his attempt to hire a prostitute through an online service ended in a terrible mix-up that will likely cost him his marriage.

In a story resembling elements of the classic 1979 ‘Piña Colada Song’, the man – who we cannot identify for privacy reasons – had been using the booking website for some months to hire prostitutes and meet them for sex at motels in neighboring areas.

On the most recent occasion, which occurred last weekend, the man told his wife he was going on a fishing trip with friends, when in reality he was travelling to a motel on the outskirts of town.

Upon checking into the motel on Saturday afternoon the man used his phone to access his regular website used to book prostitutes. According to a statement he made to authorities, he saw the profile of a new 28-year old woman who caught his attention.

As with many of the photos on the site, the photo only showed the woman from her neck down, but the man is said to have liked what he saw and he sent her a message to see if she was free later that night, and what her price would be for 2 hours.

She replied back within minutes to confirm she was available, and could meet up with him at the motel that night. The pair agreed on a price of $150, bargained down from her original request of $200.

Guests at the hotel in adjoining rooms called the front desk to report a disturbance at around 8 pm after the woman arrived at the property and found that her client was none other than her husband of the last 17 years.

It emerged that the prostitute – who had advertised herself as ‘an attractive 28-year old’ – was actually the man’s 49-year old wife. She was understandably furious to find her husband in the motel room, although after further reflection he was equally angry to learn his wife had been advertising her services on a prostitution website.

The pair have reportedly separated with the wife moving back to her parent’s home in Tampa.

For the husband, he may now face charges under Florida’s tough prostitution laws, which make it illegal to engage in any type of sexual activity in exchange for money or some other form of compensation – even if it is with one’s own spouse.

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[Guest072323]

Originally Posted by MOPAR11

For the husband, he may now face charges under Florida’s tough prostitution laws, which make it illegal to engage in any type of sexual activity in exchange for money or some other form of compensation – even if it is with one’s own spouse.

Sounds like the Florida lawmakers might have designed the guidelines here.....

[Ceremony]

If he was quicker on his feet he would have said. " Gotcha! I knew you were a whore!"

[ben dover]

Originally Posted by Ceremony

If he was quicker on his feet he would have said. " Gotcha! I knew you were a whore!"

Yes Exactly! Then sued HER for divorce!!

[offshoredrilling]

overnight's, showcase ?

ops never mind as...

[lilylivered]

Those damn fake photos will get you every time.

[offshoredrilling]

mmmmm once upon a time a guy reviewed his ex-wife on icky, can that even happen now without getting the ban hammer?

If I remember right, nice showcase and her only no review LOL

[Ceremony]

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

mmmmm once upon a time a guy reviewed his ex-wife on icky,

If I remember right, nice showcase and her only no review LOL

that is fucking funny!

[East Amherst]

nice Mopar11

[trojantide]

Originally Posted by lilylivered

Those damn fake photos will get you every time.

Lmao. At 1st I was like how could he not recognize his OL's saggy ass titties. Then I read ur post and was like, duh.

[Guest072323]

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

mmmmm once upon a time a guy reviewed his ex-wife on icky, can that even happen now without getting the ban hammer?

If I remember right, nice showcase and her only no review LOL

I gave my ex a yes.... though YMMV.....

Review: Hallway Sex with Sherri my EX

[Guest072323]

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

can that even happen now without getting the ban hammer?

To answer your question... everything is now ban hammer worthy... even when it's not....
Seems we have returned to the days of GP.....
New guy makes GP look reasonable.....

In Fact... I got my first "Disrespect to Staff" points since the GP era.... just TODAY.... I'll post more about that later.....

[Taskmaster]

Nothing about that is all that surprising in the grand scheme of things -- interesting , but not surprising.

[Guest072323]

It's hardly even interesting anymore....

New guy gets ban hammer.

New guy uses ban hammer incorrectly.

New guy likes how it feels.

New guy keeps using ban hammer.....

New guy whines to old guy that he's getting picked on.

Old guy issues points so new guy STFU....

Seen it ALL before ... that mod ended up going postal as I recall....

yawn yawn yawn....
replace the deuce with gman or Jessica Alba is Hot.
Give us our NF reviews back....
OMG.... my head fucking hertz......

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by Paulwantsya

It's hardly even interesting anymore....

New guy gets ban hammer.

New guy uses ban hammer incorrectly.

New guy likes how it feels.

New guy keeps using ban hammer.....

New guy whines to old guy that he's getting picked on.

Old guy issues points so new guy STFU....

Seen it ALL before ... that mod ended up going postal as I recall....

yawn yawn yawn....
replace the deuce with gman or Jessica Alba is Hot.
Give us our NF reviews back....
OMG.... my head fucking hertz......

would that be unfair ta any lady's over 30 or guys that Play with them ? just askin