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06-26-2015, 07:50 PM
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Join Date: Jan 22, 2010
Location: dfw
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Hobbying too long...
I was thinking of how i look at things differently as i hobby more.
1. As i see a provacatively dressed 20 something i cant help to determine what i would pay for an hour.
2. Every lady walking on the street is now a SW.
3. Guessing her height weight bra size is now a part of checking out hot chick.
4. Wishing i could use tineye for the mental picture of a hot chick i just saw.
5. Shopping for anything... thinking X provider would like that.
6. Wake up in the morning with a hard one... wondering which provider i fucked in my dreams.
7. Hotel and food reviews with $$ has new meaning.
I wonder what goes through the providers mind now. Ladies if you have something similar i would love to know.
1? I can detect a cheapskate just by looking through a peephole.
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06-26-2015, 09:23 PM
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Join Date: Jun 28, 2014
Location: DFW
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2. I bet he got a tiny micro penis(ect. htking)
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06-26-2015, 09:43 PM
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User ID: 262467
Join Date: Sep 29, 2014
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 708
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When I see men walking alone on the street I wonder if they've ever seen a provider or when I see a pretty girl I think "she would do so well in the industry!"
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06-26-2015, 11:30 PM
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Join Date: Jun 1, 2015
Location: South Mid Cities
Posts: 585
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Originally Posted by Angel Ryder
When I see men walking alone on the street I wonder if they've ever seen a provider or when I see a pretty girl I think "she would do so well in the industry!"
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"Damn. I'd schedule her on P411 today! And then twice on Sunday!"
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"Damn. I wish I could see her SHOWCASE".
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"Hey baby, what's your P411 code?"
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06-27-2015, 01:10 AM
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Join Date: Sep 29, 2014
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 708
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Lmao right! Instead of "what's your Facebook info?" You ask, "eccie, TER, Eros or p411? And what's your handle sweet thang?"
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06-27-2015, 05:01 AM
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Sanity Check...
Join Date: Mar 31, 2010
Location: North texas
Posts: 12,565
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Every time I see a girl my first reaction is: "Would I?" And it ranges from:
Yuck.
Nope.
Kinda/Maybe.
Hmmm.
Nice.
Cute.
Hott.
Instant Stiffy.
What's up with us demented guys anyway? Ugh....
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06-27-2015, 05:03 AM
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Join Date: Jan 22, 2010
Location: dfw
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Originally Posted by Angel Ryder
Lmao right! Instead of "what's your Facebook info?" You ask, "eccie, TER, Eros or p411? And what's your handle sweet thang?"
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LOL
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06-27-2015, 05:04 AM
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Join Date: Jan 22, 2010
Location: dfw
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Angel has me wayching 'cheaters' in a new way.
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06-27-2015, 07:31 AM
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Join Date: Feb 15, 2012
Location: .
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Funny, I saw a decent looking semi-scantily clad girl at the convenience store the other day. She was attempting to use a gift card that apparently only had $1 left on it. My immediate thought was some asshole hobbyist played a cruel trick on her and now she's screwed, I should check the alerts section, lol!
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06-27-2015, 07:42 AM
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Sweet Naughtiness
User ID: 55818
Join Date: Nov 21, 2010
Location: Lewisville, Texas
Posts: 2,977
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I agree in the men walking alone or the girls walking down the street and the $$ in critic reviews.
*Every time I see Greek anywhere lol
*When I would date I would accidentally toss out daty or something to see if they knew the definition
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06-27-2015, 08:05 AM
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Join Date: Feb 15, 2012
Location: .
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Originally Posted by Laura Lynn
I agree in the men walking alone or the girls walking down the street and the $$ in critic reviews.
*Every time I see Greek anywhere lol
*When I would date I would accidentally toss out daty or something to see if they knew the definition
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Taking notes: when dating, appear oblivious to hobby definitions and acronyms, lol!
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06-27-2015, 08:51 AM
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Join Date: Aug 10, 2012
Location: Near DFW airport, TX
Posts: 1,194
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Originally Posted by mediavolume
I was thinking of how i look at things differently as i hobby more.
1. As i see a provacatively dressed 20 something i cant help to determine what i would pay for an hour.
2. Every lady walking on the street is now a SW.
3. Guessing her height weight bra size is now a part of checking out hot chick.
4. Wishing i could use tineye for the mental picture of a hot chick i just saw.
5. Shopping for anything... thinking X provider would like that.
6. Wake up in the morning with a hard one... wondering which provider i fucked in my dreams.
7. Hotel and food reviews with $$ has new meaning.
I wonder what goes through the providers mind now. Ladies if you have something similar i would love to know.
1? I can detect a cheapskate just by looking through a peephole.
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8. Everytime I go to Long John Silvers and see the L1, L2, L3....L4 and L5 on the ordering board....mmm.mmm.mmmm LOL
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06-27-2015, 04:59 PM
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Join Date: Jan 22, 2010
Location: dfw
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Originally Posted by Laura Lynn
I agree in the men walking alone or the girls walking down the street and the $$ in critic reviews.
*Every time I see Greek anywhere lol
*When I would date I would accidentally toss out daty or something to see if they knew the definition
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Lol forgot about the greek signs. I always get a little laugh when i see them.
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06-27-2015, 05:07 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Feb 1, 2010
Location: Arlington
Posts: 2,103
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Originally Posted by Prolongus
Every time I see a girl my first reaction is: "Would I?" And it ranges from:
Yuck.
Nope.
Kinda/Maybe.
Hmmm.
Nice.
Cute.
Hott.
Instant Stiffy.
What's up with us demented guys anyway? Ugh....
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We have two heads. When they align we are in trouble, the small one seems to control. Seems? - BS , controls.
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06-27-2015, 05:28 PM
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consulting for delites
Join Date: Apr 2, 2009
Location: Dallas TX
Posts: 19,645
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you can imagine the thoughts going thru my mind as i see 20, 30, even 40-somethings walking arund the streets here in spain %^)
o my carnal universe!!!
i've never seen anything like this in dallas, even at north park ctr or willow bend mall .....
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