DIFFERENT LEVELS OF SEX EXERCISE

[cnym]

It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise,

but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric

content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and

proprietary" research they are proud to present the results.


REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... .....12 Calories
Without her consent..................2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands......................... 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth.......................48 5 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection...................... 6 Calories
Without an erection...........3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary.................... ............12 Calories
69 lying down..................... ......78 Calories
69 standing up.........................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow............... ...... ....216 Calories
Doggy Style......................... ....326 Calories
Italian chandelier.................... 2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real.......................... ...112 Calories
Fake.......................... .......1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging....................... ...................18 Calories
Getting up immediately................... ...................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:

If you are:
20-29 years......................... 36 Calories
30-39 years......................... 80 Calories
40-49 years.......................12 4 Calories
50-59 years....................1,972 Calories
60-69 years....................7,916 Calories
70 and over.......................... ..... A Miracle

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly........................ .............................. .......32 Calories
In a hurry......................... ........................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door............5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories

[youngatheart]

cute

[Chloe]

Let me get this right:

You burst into my room and rip my clothes off with my playfull fighting and giggling "No!" I finally succumb and allow you to pin me down face first in the bed as you open my bra with my teeth. With all the wrestling you have yet to get an erection so you try to put the cover on knowing you are going to pound me as soon as my panties come off . . . .

You decide to do me "Itailian chandalier" style and because I have no idea what that means and can not visualize it I am flayeling left and right with faked orgasms . . .

You are in your 60's but after you cum all over me you get it up again ready for more . . . .then all of a sudden your wife starts knocking at the door so you jump out of bed immediately and get dressed quickly as I lie naked and wet . . . .

You just burned 13,521 calories . . . I need to know I am on a diet and this sounds like more fun!!!! lol

[cnym]

Chloe,
You finally figured me out baby. We should experiment with the Italian Chandalier, but you will not have any fake orgasms !!!! Hope that will not disapoint you !!!!!

[Chloe]

CYNM, before I commit . . . what does "Italian Chandalier" mean? lol

[cnym]

LOL, Chloe, we will discover it together.

[Chloe]

Thanks for the visual pm lol . . .oh yeah that's hot. I think it would require much work on your part . . .

What about a position making me work it? Know any good ones?? . . . I posted a sexual position thread on the co-ed and honestly haven't done some . . . now I need to!!!

[cnym]

Chloe,
I am good for it, I think that it will require a lot more work on your part rather than mine, lol
I can already think of something that will make you work for it. check you email

[Guest060614]

I think the Italian chandelier requires an electrical outlet and various hardware to be pulled off successfully. Since it is Italian it might be 220 instead of 110.